Know any good anti-jokes?

[MSTK]

I've heard a few, but I can't really remember any. Feel free to contribute or even make up your own. The only ones I remember are really bad ones.

1) Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police. Your husband just died.

2) Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the US Spy Agency is based in cornfields.

3) Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?
Because the smell and flashy designs may provoke animal attacks.

 

[ShiplordAtvar]

Would dead baby jokes fit this category? An example;

Q. What is pink, red, and spins around?
A. A baby in a blender.

That is one of the more tasteful jokes of the genre.

 

[MSTK]

not really.

antijokes are corny jokes that everyone knows the answer to, and you put a serious answer.

 

[ybbor]

what is black and white and re[a]d all over?
spilled cans of red and black paint on white paper

 

[Stefan Haertel]

The classic:

Two men are standing on a rooftop.

Man #1: Do you want me to push you off the roof?
Man #2: No.

 

[RegentMan]

Originally posted by Stefan Haertel
The classic:

Two men are standing on a rooftop.

Man #1: Do you want me to push you off the roof?
Man #2: No.

...

 

[WillJ]

There's this man; he's sitting at a table with a cupcake on it. So the cupcake says, "Hey there!" Then the man wakes up.

 

[lbhhh]

Ok, here's an attempt:


Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

Cause it was a broken piece of junk.

 

[CivCube]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There was something it was interested in.

 

[h4ppy]

Two men walked into a bar. Then they got drunk.

 

[Achinz]

Masochist: Hurt me.
Sadist: No!

 

[DBear]

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

 

[Ankka]

Seems like anti-jokes are funnier htan the basic ones...

 

[MSTK]

Originally posted by Ankka
Seems like anti-jokes are funnier htan the basic ones...

that's the point

 

[Pirate]

What's the difference between an orange?



A kid on my street would always walk around asking people that. It was funny when they tried to answer or guess a punchline.

 

[Lord Draegon]

Originally posted by Pirate
What's the difference between an orange?

Well you juast made my day brighter

 

[RegentMan]

Originally posted by Pirate
What's the difference between an orange?

I don't get it. An orange and what?

 

[Paasky]

This one only works in finnish: Olipa kerran [nimi], jolla oli sen pituinen se.

Word-to-word translation: Once upon a time there was [name], who had a that sized that.

If you don't get what that means, spend some time with my male classmates

 

[Pirate]

Originally posted by RegentMan

I don't get it. An orange and what?

Exactly.

 

[Cilpot]

Originally posted by h4ppy
Two men walked into a bar. Then they got drunk.

I normally dont like anti-jokes, but this is great in its simplicity!