Know any good anti-jokes?

Actually, some cultural differences, 'cause here in BraSil where we were cheering for Iraq the joke was inverted (like, first Saddam goes to Washington and bush hit the buttons and then Bush goes to Iraq and the punchline is Saddam saying "What Washington?")
Just a curiosity. I don't want to offend any american, just pointing that we didnt culturally flipped yet.
 
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How do you keep a rhino from charging?

Get a freebie from him.

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How do you keep a rhino from charging?

Cut up his credit card! :p
 
Quote Originally posted by Achinz
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How do you keep a rhino from charging?

Get a freebie from him.




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How do you keep a rhino from charging?
dont plug him in :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king:
 
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his armies?


Nowhere,he's dead.
 
Where does MSTK keep his 2004 threads?

Nowhere; they're dead.
 
Masochist: Hurt me.
Sadist: No!
:lol:

I like this. I'm stealing it.

Two Sausages were frying in a pan. One says "Maaaan, it's HOT in here." And the other replies, "OMG! A talking sausage!"
:lmao:

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow!"
I WAS GOING TO POST THIS! :gripe:

Quote Originally posted by Achinz
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How do you keep a rhino from charging?

Get a freebie from him.




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How do you keep a rhino from charging?
dont plug him in :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king::king:
Holy mega-bump, Batman!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American were having dinner together in the Russian quarter of Berlin in 1946. They finished their meals, paid, and went home.
 
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Spoiler :
Genocide
 
A man was very tired, so he walked to his bed. But when he tried to lay down on his bed, he missed it, and hit himself so hard all his strength seemed to leave him. He tried with one gigantic gathering of strength to get up on the bed, but to no avail. He was so tired after this that he fell asleep on the floor, and when he woke up, his strength seemed to have returned. So he got up and lay down on his bed. But now he was no longer tired.


This is apparently a Russian surrealist anti-joke. So I think that the man in the joke is probably drunk. It fits, doesn't it?
 
A man was very tired, so he walked to his bed. But when he tried to lay down on his bed, he missed it, and hit himself so hard all his strength seemed to leave him. He tried with one gigantic gathering of strength to get up on the bed, but to no avail. He was so tired after this that he fell asleep on the floor, and when he woke up, his strength seemed to have returned. So he got up and lay down on his bed. But now he was no longer tired.


This is apparently a Russian surrealist anti-joke. So I think that the man in the joke is probably drunk. It fits, doesn't it?
The man in the joke was the President of Russia.
 
Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. The willow tree sways in the wind.
 
A good one to mess with people...

I got a knock knock joke for you. You start!
 
A good one to mess with people...

I got a knock knock joke for you. You start!
In that vein, here's one I've used on people trying to tell me "knock, knock" jokes.

Other person: "Knock, knock."

Me: "I'm sorry, we're not interested in buying anything."
 
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