Lazy vs. Stupid

[Whiskey Priest]

Your walking along one day and you step on gods favourtie flower. He decides to punish you, but lets you pick your punishment. You are given two choices. You can either be Stupid or Lazy for the rest of your life. Which would you choose?

(For me I have to go with lazy, because well I doubt god could make me any lazier)

 

[CurtSibling]

If you are just mega-lazy...it ain't too bad.

In life you make sure you are careful not to over-indulge in either option!

I wouldn't be too fussed about the flower,
non-existant theological concepts cannot harm you.

 

[ComradeDavo]

OH MAN THATS DIFFICULT!!!!!

I choose to abstein, the choice is too hard to handle!

 

[BlueMonday]

I think that I stepped on God's flower long ago...

 

[joespaniel]

I'll take stupid. Theres a certain bliss in being unaware.

Good thread Whiskey Priest. Very funny.

 

[amadeus]

I chose lazy...

I figure that the Green Party already has enough voters.

 

[King of England]

Like joespaniel and someone else, I chose stupid. I mean, if you're lazy, and you know it, it feels so terrible after a while, or at least it does for me, I always have to be doing something.

On the other hand, if I'm stupid, well, so what? I can still enjoy life, a bit more awkwardly, perhaps, but God will still allow me to do stuff and not waste away my time. Even when stupid, one can accomplish something.

 

[Whiskey Priest]

Better a socrates dissatisfied then a pig satisfied I say

 

[Ohwell]

Definatley lazy, I dont want to lose my smarts ... no, really. I am too lazy, good thing my job promotes that

 

[Pggar]

Originally posted by Whiskey Priest
For me I have to go with lazy, because well I doubt god could make me any lazier

I thought the same as you. There's not much room for improvement (meaning I can't get lazier), so things would not change that much.

Also, there's the risk of being punished again. If you're lazy, it is too much trouble getting out, so you do nothing most of the time and probably don't step on God's favorite flower again. Being stupid, you don't realize the consequences of your acts, and when you step on God's flower (you will because you're stupid, no offense intended) you'll have to chose between loosing both of your arms or your legs (or something like it).

 

[SunTzu]

Lazy

 

[Mastermind]

I'd go with being stupid. Cause I'm too smart to be effected much. jk

 

[damunzy]

I picked Lazy because it is the least evil of the two choices.

 

[joespaniel]

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
I picked Lazy because it is the least evil of the two choices.

I would have guessed the other way around. Sloth is a vice. One of the "sins".

Stupid is as stupid does. -Forest Gump

 

[The Balrog]

i picked lazy, bcause i am as lazy is a man can be!

 

[polymath]

I picked 'lazy' because I have an IQ of 162, and I would blub like a baby if I suddenly became stupid, but by picking 'lazy' I am essentially changing nothing.

 

[Mastermind]

that's a good answer from a guy with "IQ of 162"

 

[adamsj]

To be lazy as Knowledge is Power!

 

[Ohwell]

From what Ive seen, smart people are REALLY lazy, they cant get much worse. Boy, I remember in school, I was really smart, but extraordinarily lazy. I got a C usually .

 

[Mikoyan]

Well, i would go for lazy.
I already am lazy according to my teachers...