Lebron looked around, confused. The sun was shinning outside, so he knew immediately he was not in Cleveland. Struggling to sit up from the couch, another man smiled "Ahh, good. You're finally awake."
Lebron rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe it. The man he was speaking to.....was HIM! LEBRON JAMES! And sitting next to him was a super cool guy with a rad mullet and a leather jacket. A TIME COP!
Lebron hugged Lebron crying. Other Lebron soothed him, rubbing his back "Lebron, you gotta know. San Antonio....Duncan..."
The Time Cop moved to stop him from saying more but other Lebron shushed him "Look bud, I know. I mean, I don't know yet. But I /know/ what I've been training for. And I'm ready. I see you and I know that I am strong. Strong enough to fight back against the evils of Venomancer and the King of China."
"B-but"
Other Lebron Smiled as another portal opened off of the chalk board. "Go, my friend, Go! And fulfill our destiny!"
As Lebron began getting sucked in, the Time Cop jumped in with him. Lebron shouted as the portal collapsed "DONT LEAAAAAAAVE MIAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" but too late. The Time Cop removed his sunglasses and then Lebron gasped! IT WAS VAN DAME!
"SENSEI!" Shouted Lebron
Van Damme shook his head "Lebron-san, Earth-2 is in grave danger. You are being summoned, but there's something you must kno-"
At this, a giant chalky hand grabbed Van Damme out of the chalk stream between the two worlds
"WHAT IS IT SENSEI! WHAT IS IT?!"
As Van Dame struggled to get free, he shouted JUST REMEMBER LEBRON! RUDY''S GOT THE CHALK!!!!"
"WHAT?!!?!"
"RUDY'S GOT THE CHALK!"
And then Lebron got to the other side....even more confused than he was before....