LeBoshWade Nes: Bringing the HEAT

[Seon]

Speak inglish man.

 

[Eltain]

omfg. those orders were secret; you ing ing ing ing ing ing ing ing OOC cheater. nuke plz ban this guy.

Bosh declares war on the Muslims for being OOC cheaters.

It was not marked as such, just saying. From now on use the [secret][/secret] tag.

 

[Nailix]

Nuke if you need a Wade I can drop Durant and be Wade, if you need a Wade that is I could play a Wade.

 

[Daftpanzer]

From: Kyloe-Criceti Interdimensional Republic (Miniature Giant Space Hamster-Transcended Highland Cow Alliance)
To: All

We express concern over the growing instability of this universe.

Also, we request change to the rules of your 'basketballer' game sport, in the style of thus:


Link to video.

It would amuse us.

 

[Crezth]

Man Guy was in his private gyrocopter, trundling his way to the first location of the first of the Chinese Gods. He didn't know what to expecte, but as the he flewed he remembered a story from his time back in Miami, defending HEAT. He remembered it like it was yesterday.

"I am the LIBERator!" shouted a man in a gray costume, as he waved a divine scepter around menacingly. "I will use my powers tyo transform the Miami HEAT into LIBERALS!"

Man Guy knewed that tihs would be a desicive match. He could not allowed the LIBERator acess!

"No, you" stop where you are, said Man Guy.

"Tehse are Miami HEAT and tehy must not be made into Liberals. Oterwise how can they protect the country & win championships?"

"WINNING CHAMPIONSHIPS IS WRONG!" the LIBERator screamed illogically, "ALL COMPETITION IS RIFE WITH THE SPIRIT OF INEQUITY, IT IS A FACADE"

"Actually it is the most equal system, as men are free to pursue their own lifes instead of being enslaved to the will of the government," said Man Guy calmly and rationally.

"SILENCE" said the LIBERator and he used the divine scepter to shoot a ray of lite at Man Guy!!!! Fortunately the light had no effect of Man Guy.......

"U cannot use the divine scepter," said Man Guy,"because youi are insufficiently faithful!"

"WHAT' yelled LIBERator "but god is not real!"

"it is pronounced God" said Man Guy, "and yes he is."

"Prove it you monstrosity!" LIBERator was foaming at the mouth now!

"okay. consider the darkness, it only exists in the absence of light. now consider the cold, it only exsists in the absence of heat. so too with evil and God. evil only exists where God has been shut out"

LIBERator felt his liberal worldview shattering. he droped to his knees and then also droped the divine scepter. "i am so sorry." he said

"to err is human," said Man guy, smiling, "to forgive is for p*ussies." then Man guy shot rocket missiles at the LIBERator and that is how he saved the HEAT that day.

Man Guy smiled in recollection of taht event. he gave the divine scepter to Bosh, who thought it was swag but also kind of gay, so he stowed it waya somewhere. Probably for the best.

Ahead loomed the volcano wehre the first boss of the game was hiding. Man Guy was ready for his destiny!

 

[SamSniped]

Diego Maradona's Orders;

Spoiler :

Land in Boston, all on my own - I AM DIEGO MARADONA, I NEED NO TEAM MEMBERS - and force them to play Association football by threat of unleashing my mighty PIMPHAND OF GOD if they do not comply.

Beat them at football, because I AM DIEGO MARADONA, HAND OF GOD!

to: teh wurld
from: DIEGO MARADONA, HAND OF GOD

DIEGO MARADONA, HAND OF GOD foramly claims al of Antarctica as riteful proprety of mai empier.

Foxboro, Massachusetts is the home of the New Egland Revolutions, a Major League Sccer team

 

[Grandkhan]

Yeah, but American soccer is like the US elections; even if you win, you're still American.

Sadly, Australian soccer is as well.

 

[SamSniped]

Hey, Amercian Soccer has given us some good, if not okay, players. But yeah, you're right

 

[qoou]

Orders edit: Use Divine Scepter to war on Muslims for being OOC.

 

[Terrance888]

Orders: Make a music video about BEING A BAWS. Use a performance review I gave LIKE A BAWS to display my awesomness LIKE A BAWS.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Orders:

Attend basketball match. Forget disguise, so people wonder why a Highland Cow is sitting quietly in the crowd. Teleport away in embarrassment.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Charles Barkley presents: LeBoshWade Nes: Bringing the Heat!

Charles Barkley in "Shut up and SLAM, or Shut up and JAM!"​

Yo yo what up this is Charles Barkley in my new syndicated talk show here for the world of LeBoshWade Nes: Bringing the Heat. Its always an honor to be working with Nuke, and even though he hates my guts for some choice words I said about the "We Believe" team of the Warriors playoff run, he knows that Sir Charles is the best in the business because dats what I do.

Now our first item of business is, as always, LeBron James. Its like, mannnnnnnn, what are you doing? You're the best guy in the business and you trying to do this NFL gig? Man, you want to do that, you better beat the Utah Jazz first, I mean seriously. But LeBron is always good, and he needs to show to everyone that he's the best player in the NBA combined into one, and then some, so to him, I say LeBron, you need to Shut up and JAM

Now, we have Kevin Durant, and man, he's running his mouth. But dont he forget dat he dem lost the NBA Championships last year? He wants to talk trash on King James, He's going to need to Shut up and SLAM

Now there's some talk about some fairies playing fake sports like 'soccer' and 'hockey'. To them I say Shut Up

The Chinese Empire and Tajikistan have continued their invasion of the United States, taking Idaho, Montana, and Alaska. As in, useless states. A soccer invasion was defeated in Boston, and a war between Chris Bosh, the Ottoman Empire, and the Sofa King has emerged. I don't really understand what's going on, but I can dig it

 

[Terrance888]

Link to video.

All procedes from LIKE A BAWS donated to the War Effort LIKE A BAWS.

Yo King LBJ, I'm da BAWS. You can be a King LIKE A BAWS. But only I am DA BAWS. Git yo?

Smooth yo. Off to kill Biden LIKE A BAWS.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Terrance I have zero clue on what you're doing. Are you just being a phrase from a rap video?

 

[Terrance888]

OOC: The person.

Don't worry, there is a method to my madness. A very long winded method to a very confused madness.

Actually, I think I just forgot my method. Eh...

 

[qoou]

Shut up and SLAM

 

[Terrance888]

I will slam LIKE A BAWS.

 

[TheLizardKing]

Why is this happening

 

[Grandkhan]

I nominate this as the theme song of this NES;


Link to video.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Venomancer nominates this song.