First game on Advanced, I had the worst and most hilarious round ever.
It shall henceforth be known as the Comedy of Errors, or How NOT to play L4D.
We were playing No Mercy campaign, and in the first level, we did fine. Oh sure, a Witch got scared because we tried to avoid it and couldn't manage it, but nothing too serious.
Sewer level, god dammit. First, a witch was in the tunnel in our direct path, and we couldn't avoid it. We tried walking around it, and it attacked us. Then, when we got to the door part, a Tank came before we could pull the switch and killed two of us, and left me and another person with 40 health. We pulled the switch, and a Smoker got my last comrade. As I tried to save him, I got owned by 50 zombies attacking me, and we had to restart.
Next try, a Boomer owns us back in the Subway. We lose 50% health, all of us in the subsequent attack. We manage to get to the switch part, and then my ****** comrade from last round throws a Molotov and incapitates one of our teammates who had the last pipe bomb... We manage to get through and save him, and we get to the street and survive. Now we're going to the pawn shop, and we hear a witch. We manage to avoid her, but then the horde comes and almost kills us. Then my mouse glitches and shoots the car alarm somehow, and we rush to the safehouse. After the door closes but before the game ends, I shoot Louis's player in the head, by accident. It was hilarious.
Next level = WTH? Tank owns us near the beginning in the shop. We managed to scare the Witch because the ****** player shines a flashlight. We lose all our medpacks and we all have 50 health left. More boomers, more hunters. We manage to get to the safehouse regardless. Then, we get completely owned at the elevator level, first by a random tank which kills us all, then the ****** gets caught by a Smoker and we gotta save him and we all get killed in the process again. Third try was fine, and we got to the elevator.
After that, the final level. First, we get owned by a Boomer and a Hunter which kills us along with the horde of zombies. Next, someone is incaiptated from trying to kill the Witch in our direct path, but we save him. We subsequently get to use the radio, and hide in the closet. God dammit, the ****** player throws a Molotov and kills us in the closet. I shoot him in the spawn and revive him.
Next try, we hide in closet again. Then, Boomer blows up on us. A Smoker captures one of us, and we try to save him. We die in the attempt. Next try, we go onto a rooftop and try to wait it out. Smoker takes me and I get back to roof. Hunter rapes me, because everyone else except one fell down. And that one is the ****** who couldn't get to me. The rest die. We all shoot the ****** again in the spawn.
Final try, we hide in closet. We all get pipe bombs. We hold off hordes, and we kill all the tanks. When the helicopter came, I tried to throw a pipe bomb, and while I was trying to, another Hunter rapes me. At the same time, a Smoker takes Louis's player. He dies, but I survive to throw the pipe bomb. The rest of us get onto the helicopter, including the ******.
Last stats: Lowest Player Damage:
Me (Bill): 4058.