In NC it's illegal to back your car out of a parking space or your driveway without blowing the horn.Nope. Laws still on the books though, that's all I'm sayin.
In Texas it's illegal to own more than 6 sex toys. Texas criminals are also required to notify their victims at least 24 hrs before the crime is commited.
In MA, all men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday, and snoring is prohibited unless in a bedroom with the windows closed and locked.
In Indiana, a man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under 17.
In Washington, it's illegal to be in public if you have a cold.
I could go on and on...
All laws on the books. All utterly rediculous. All completely unenforced.