Lesbian Vampires III

[Abaddon]

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Tagline:
Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!

Plot:
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Anyone else looking forward to this film?


Lesbian Vampires!!!
Lesbian Vampires II

 

[scherbchen]

Anyone else looking forward to this film?

how could you not be?

 

[Perfection]

How about instead of watching a bad movie that with elements of bad porn watch a good movie and then watch good porn?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

You could be a goth and find none of your needs are catered for by mainstream media.

 

[scherbchen]

How about instead of watching a bad movie that with elements of bad porn watch a good movie and then watch good porn?

takes twice the amount of time, though...

 

[Perfection]

I don't need 90 minutes of porn in a session.

 

[scherbchen]

I don't need 90 minutes of porn in a session.

you have a point. vampire porn is really a niche, though... hard to find if you are into that.

 

[Bill3000]

you have a point. vampire porn is really a niche, though... hard to find if you are into that.

You'd be surprised.

 

[Perfection]

you have a point. vampire porn is really a niche, though... hard to find if you are into that.

You don't know how to use google?

 

[Abaddon]

Not very niche at all. Surprisingly popular. An im sure I don't have to suggest how popular lesbians are.

 

[scherbchen]

well I guess I was wrong in assuming it was rare then. never looked for it myself...

 

[Godwynn]

well I guess I was wrong in assuming it was rare then. never looked for it myself...

Spoiler :

Hot damn.

 

[Phlegmak]

Vampires are lame. Lesbian vampires drink menstrual blood.

 

[salty mud]

@Godwynn: That turns you on!?

 

[Haseri]

James Corden and Matt Horne are quite big TV stars here in Britain. I've never really watched Gavin & Stacy, but I've heard good things.

Plus, they're about to have their own sketch show on BBC Three.

 

[fugazi]

Ain't it easier to just download some girl on girl action?

 

[Abaddon]

Couldn't this arguement be leveled at ANY film with sexual content.. vapid arguemtn

 

[scherbchen]

Ain't it easier to just download some girl on girl action?

really depends on the hotness of the girls in question and the quality of the movie (there is a reason porn starlets are usually not cast for major motion pictures or even allowed to set foot inside of television studios. other than hipocricy and that entire madonna-prostitute thing...). well, and it depends on what you are looking for ofc.

 

[classical_hero]

Most "girl on girl" action is performed by straight women, so they ar ony eer doing it for the money, plus if they really were lesbians, then you would not get part of the action anyway, so it is a forlorn hope anyway, which why I will only ever need to think about getting it off with one woman at a time. The sad part about the two link is that they happened in my country and the second was in my home city and it was big news, I am seriously going to doubt that anyone would really want to get off at Lesbian killers, because they most probably hate menfolk, which mean you would have to watch out. It is just not for me.

 

[scherbchen]

dude... how was this ever about realism? Lesbian Vampire Killers...? relax. as an aside: sexual fantasies are called 'fantasies' for a reason. they are exciting to some (most I'd venture, actually) as mind porn if you will. it is something you like the idea of but not the actual reality of; or something you like pretending to do but would actually never do. a 'fantasy', if you will.