When you come back, you will find this message highly touching, because it indicates that as long as your absence has lasted, I always knew in my heart that you would come back. It really can't happen soon enough.
Day 2 of the vigil and still no Bill. Whereforartthou, Bill???? I realize you are in Pennsylvania now, but that doesn't mean you have to go Amish and abandon technology! Your online friends miss you, ya bastard.