Lesson Learned

Dboating

Chieftain
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Appleton, WI
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me (quite a bit actually), and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart; but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too and it made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check out the invitations. So I went. She was alone and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that I was soon to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So she said, I'll go to the bedroom and if you are up to it, just come and get me. I watched as her delicious behind went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside and with tears in his eyes hugged me and said that they were both very happy and pleased that I passed their little test. They could not have asked for a better man for their daughter. They welcomed me into the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car!
 
Why would you even have your condoms in the car? Good one though! :)
 
Because they make a ring in my wallet!
 
Thats pretty cool but I wonder what would have happened if he had gone upstairs...
 
Really funny:lol: :goodjob:
 
Thats pretty cool but I wonder what would have happened if he had gone upstairs...

Ouch...
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: That is hilarious
 
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