Let's make fun of each other's native language!

To speak with a French dialect, take all the non-silent vowels and replace them with A. For example,

Heretic_Cata said:
That must've been a fun moment.

becomes

[QUOTE='Aratac_Cata]Zat mast 'ave ban a fan mamaan.[/QUOTE]
 
To speak German, bang your head on the keyboard as hard and rapidly on the keyboard as possible, like so.

juhnyxchbnhj bnhj basdgljb ngfahkjjb bejkwnh jkxzjbg gvf bthbn jmkl,ol.

Hello
 
To speak German, bang your head on the keyboard as hard and rapidly on the keyboard as possible, like so.

juhnyxchbnhj bnhj basdgljb ngfahkjjb bejkwnh jkxzjbg gvf bthbn jmkl,ol.

Hello

:lol:
Not bad, but it´s basdgljpäh, not basdgljb! If you say basdgljb, the eels WILL remain in the hovercraft.
 
What is the word with 6 consecutive vowels ?
I don't know about romanian, but in finnish there's this cool word:

Hääyöaie

which means "intention to do something (=aie) on a wedding night (=hääyö)"

And in estonian there's one word with 4 identical vowels in a row

jääääre (or something like that)

which supposedly means "the edge (=ääre) of the ice (=jää)"
 
I was at a crowded party in Romania when somebody trod heavily on my toes, at which I exclaimed very loudly "My foot !". I didn't then know just how very rude that sounded to Romanians - but Mirc will ...
Anyway, Romanian is the only language I am aware of in which a word can end "iii" or have six consecutive vowels.

:lol: Actually, there was some very important personality from an English speaking country (I really don't know what he did or what he was famous for, I think he was an important politician) called "Michael Foot", who's visit to Romania was refused as the "socialist tradition" would require the crowds to shout "Ceausescu - Michael Foot". :lol: Which, of course, was not acceptable. As far as I know, this is actually true, not a myth. But I might be wrong.

It is ?
What is the word with 6 consecutive vowels ?

Copiii is the only word that ends in "iii", AFAIK. And this is because final I is read in Romanian as "short I", or "non-syllabic I". So to make the long I, we use 2 (like in "copii" = children). But when you actually have two long I's in a row, you need to put "iii" at the end, resulting in "copiii" = the children.


And I can't think right now of a word with 6 consecutive vowels, but I have no doubt that it exists. After all, we have this sentence, which is perfectly correct:

Oaia aia a ei o iau eu.
And I could construct a longer one, I think.

And "eu" actually has 3 vowels... E at the beginning of words is the only exception in Romanian which is otherwise very phonetic. It is sometimes read "e" (like in English "bed") and sometimes "ie", like in English "yes", which is the case with "eu" and "ei".

Here's another strange phrase in Romanian:
Lalelele, lele, lelele le legau.

"lele" is a regionalism for "woman". Not a formal word, but used in certain regions of Romania.
 
Michael Foot was leader of the British Labour Party in the early 1980s, when they were much more socialist than they are now, so the story sounds plausible. :lol:

and now...
Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

Røtern nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

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Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
 
I'm surprised how few people have tried to make fun of Finnish. I guess our language is too difficult to make fun of. ;)
No, it's because noone gives a flying fig about Finland.
 
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A great joke in english is saying:

Faut que j'y aille, Joe (I have to go, joe)

phonetically:

Fok Gee I Joe (F*** G.I. Joe)
 
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