Letters from Usedom: Germany and Poland locked in deadly conflict once again

[warpus]

Not to mention the hot Polish girls

That was my experience in Sopot - the most tourist-friendly beach in Poland. It was great

 

[scy12]

Not to mention the hot Polish girls

It appears to me i now see why you guys don't want the Germans to run around naked.

The Hot Polish girls may discover that their , German sausage ... is bigger and better than Polish one ....

I don't know really if that is a case but it appears as a valid reason for the Poles to be against Nudism.

 

[TheLastOne36]

It appears to me i now see why you guys don't want the Germans to run around naked.

The Hot Polish girls may discover that their , German sausage ... is bigger and better than Polish one ....

I don't know really if that is a case but it appears as a valid reason for the Poles to be against Nudism.

Actually it's the opposite. Polish Sausage genetically tends to be bigger. It isn't the reason, the reason is that the girls don't want the german men going around naked getting boners while staring at them.

 

[Masquerouge]

Notice how nobody is in the water?

Beach is Excellent. Water is a little cold though. I can only swim in the sea for 10 minutes max, but again, the sand is excellent, the Beach is excellent, everything about the shore is excellent, and if your lucky, you can find a nice big chunk of amber to bring back home!

(emphasis mine)

So again:

Beach in the Baltic? That's nonsense!



EDIT: and just so you know, the seawater in California, around San Francisco, is as cold, if not colder, than the Baltic, so it's even more nonsensical!

 

[Squonk]

oh c-mon. I remember it being mentioned in the newspaper once, but it's a local problem, hardly anyone knows about it.

 

[warpus]

Notice how nobody is in the water?

It wasn't tourist season when the pic was taken. Trust me, that beach is amazing - I've been there juuust after tourist season ended.

(not my pic)

(sorry, no nudists)

 

[holy king]

Actually it's the opposite. Polish Sausage genetically tends to be bigger.

cfc classic: source?

 

[philippe]

german sausage is well-known for atrocity:
"German saucages are like laws, you don't want them see being made."
Polish saucage is just knocked-off scrap of industrial waste floor.
Belgian Bistro much harder and longer and have salty taste.

 

[Grisu]

Ok, do you have a Führerschein ? Sorry, just could not resist.

nearly spilled my drink there

 

[nonconformist]

Sure, the poles complain about the nudism, but they're fine with the tea-bagging.

 

[warpus]

The beach in question

 

[Squonk]

lets make these clouds go lower, and there will be no problem.

 

[nonconformist]

I'd like to point out that there is a bit of a historical prescedent here:

 

[kronic]

The beaches at Usedom are really nice, certainly the best Germany has. I spent many holidays there when I was a child. Never been to a nudist beach though.

And the water is not that cold in the summer (~20°C), you whiners.

 

[Thorbal]

Never been to a nudist beach though.

Usedom is certainly nice... but don´t visit the nude beach on Norderney... ever.
Me and my mates went camping on Norderney once and the only beach in relatively comfy walking distance was the nude beach... the HORROR... nearly 10 years have passed since then and I still have nightmares about it every now and then! I guess you did not miss anything. 99% of all people on these beaches seem to be 65+ year old (male) pensioners anyway (wearing nothing but sandals&socks).

 

[Godwynn]

(wearing nothing but sandals&socks).

I guess the stereotype is true.

 

[kronic]

Yes, I was always thinking that those beaches are mostly populated by people you wouldn't want to see naked.

 

[Thorbal]

I guess the stereotype is true.

It is .
But it does not apply to people younger than ~40, luckily !

Hint for kronic: the "nice female ratio" is much better on the East Frisian Coast than on the Isles . But generally it isn´t worth bothering at all.

 

[Godwynn]

It is .
But it does not apply to people younger than ~40, luckily !

I wish it did. I cannot stand seeing feet. I always wear socks, and I consider feet to be generally unclean.

 

[Thorbal]

I wish it did. I cannot stand seeing feet. I always wear socks, and I consider feet to be generally unclean.

But would you prefer seeing all these pensioniers wearing nothing but socks&sandals (naughty bits plainly visible) or females younger than forty without (visible) naughty bits but bare feet?