M-A-S-H - Come in and here your future

[remake20]

Okay this was a game I played back in middle school, but I wanted to see if it could work here.

Anyway it's pretty simple, here's how it goes. There are 6 categories.

Job
Wife/Husband
# of kids
Car
Pet
House (see below)

now who ever is up put's their top to choices for each category above (though change it up a little each time so we aren't doing the same thing over and over). Then the next person takes those choices and makes up one "bad" one for each category. Then they go to a RNG and get a number between 1-10 and then go through the list and count off how many if said and cross it off. Then generate a new number and continue until there is only one choice left in each category. The first category however is house which there are no choices for it is, M, A, S, and H, which stand for, Mansion, apartment, shack, and house.

The two post rule applies and when you are ready to "M-A-S-H" the last person to post say so, then edit your post with their results and your choices for someone to "M-A-S-H" you. Hopefully it's not too confusing, you can ask questions if you want.

Okay I'll go first:

Wife:
1. Anya (girl I know)
2. Carrie Underwood (just to give you someone who you know)

Job:
1. Chef (cause food is good)
2. Actor

# of kids:
1. 4
2. Twins

Car:
1. Lotus
2. Lambo (don't need to finish it)

Pet:
1. Guinea Pig (grew up with them, still have them)
2. Dog

Now, "M-A-S-H" me.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

This is confusing. Do I have to make bad options now?

Wife:
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Britney Spears

Job:
3. Dumspter diver
4. Garbage man

# of kids
3. OVER 9000
4. None, your sterile!

Car:
3. Hummer post oil crisis
4. Toy truck

Pet:
3. Tiger
4. Goldfish (what, nothing's worse than a goldfish. They don't do anything)

Results:

House:
Mansion

Wife:
Hilary Clinton

Job:
actor

# of kids:
OVER 9000

Car:
Hummer post oil crisis

Pet:
Goldfish

And that's the way it was. My turn.

Wife:
1. That pretty girl at my school
2. That nice girl down the street

Job:
1. President
2. Scienctist

# of kids
1. 2
2. 3

Car:
1. Catilac
2. Sports car

Pet:
1. dog
2. cat

 

[remake20]

Your supposed to make up only 1 bad one, but that's okay. Now, someone else can do you.

 

[!!!!!]

bad
wife
3.Paul McCartney

job
3.bathroom waiter

#of kids
3. 4 sets of quintuplets

car
3.merry-go-round

pet
3.block of concrete

results

house
shack

wife
That nice girl down the street

job
Scientist

#of kids
2

car
Sports car

pet
cat
now it is my turn

wife
1.Bryn (girl I know)
2.some french girl

job
1.artist
2.actor

#of kids
1.triplets
2.5

car
1.bumble bee
2.dodge grand caravan

pet
1.guinea pig
2.hedgehog

 

[Zack]

Aren't there supposed to be 4 choices for each subject?

 

[remake20]

I guess there are probably millions of ways to play it, but I learned 3, so that's what I said, but it can be changed.

 

[Omega124]

I thought this was going to be based off of M*A*S*H, but I'm sadly mistaken.

 

[W|M]

This only works on paper in direct contact with another person, that's the point of MASH.

 

[remake20]

You may be right, but I thought we could at least try.

 

[mgsmuhammad]

I thought this was going to be based off of M*A*S*H, but I'm sadly mistaken.

Admittedly, so did I.

PILE!