Mafia Zone I: Two of Four (Mini Game)

[landlubber]

Meh.
Vote: Zack.

 

[classical_hero]

It seems rudimentary. Vote:landlubber

 

[Zack]

Just received host confirmation. My protection of Skwink was successful.

 

[Skwink]

Thank you Zack. Landlubber

 

[NinjaCow64]

Sorry, I should have updated this yesterday, however I did not have time.

Votes locked final update pending.

 

[NinjaCow64]

END DAY THREE​

"Landlubber," said Zack, "I accuse you of being Mafia like I have done every other single day. What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Hang on," said Landlubber, "what gives you the right and know how to accuse people willy nilly and get them lynched? You're not the town psychologist or anything."

"Actually," said Zack "I am. I'm also the town doctor, by the way."

Spoiler :

Zack is the TOWN DOCTOR!

"Well," said Landlubber "why are you choosing me? I'm obviously not scum!"

"Elementary dear Landlubberson." said Zack as he pulled out a badger hat and a pipe. "I'll tell you why I don't believe that any of the town except for you are Mafia." He then proceeded to walk over to Classical Hero.

"Classical Hero," said Zack "has a classic case of 'Chronic Hero Syndrome'. It is fairly obvious that he suffers from it, in fact I diagnosed him myself. People with Chronic Hero Syndrome aren't Scum, which is pointed out in the medical handbook 'People who have Chronic Hero Syndrome aren't Scum'."

Spoiler :

Classical Hero is a VANILLA TOWNIE!

"Skwink's case is quite different. I couldn't be sure if he was scum or innocent until I remembered that he used to call himself Skwink Caesar and that people who used to have the last name Caesar aren't Scum, as illustrated in the medical handbook 'People who used to have the last name Caesar aren't Scum'."

Spoiler :

Skwink is a VANILLA TOWNIE!

"Finally, we come down to you. You have proven to me that you have the ability to become a psychologist. However, you haven't shown an interest in any other medicine. This means that you are Scum, as highlighted by the medical handbook "People who have the capability to be Psychologists yet have no interest in that or any other medical profession are Scum'. Town, I believe it is time to lynch him."

"Not so fast you Zacchino!" said Landlubber as he pulled out a gun. "I don't know about any psychology or medicine BS, but I AM a mafioso! And I think, screw it, why do I have to follow some stupid rules made by some big city Mafia people? Why can't I just shoot you all right now?"

"HOLD IT!" shouted Classical Hero "I challenge you to a cowboy style gun duel." Landlubber laughed.

"Very well," said Landlubber "but remember that I'm the fastest gunman in East Blahistan! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Classical Hero and Landlubber walked towards the clock tower that needs to be in every town for some reason and put their hands on their pistols. Then the song "Ecstasy of Gold" as played by Metallica started to play again like it was Classical Hero's theme song. The suspense was filling, frightening and a whole other bunch of words starting with f. Then as suddenly as the duel started, Classical Hero pulled out his gun faster than Landlubber and shot him three times in the face. Then there was much rejoicing.

Spoiler :

Landlubber was the MAFIA ROLECOP!

"Sorry to burst everyone's bubbles," said Skwink "but what are we going to do now?"

"Well..." said Classical Hero "we need to go to the city and report the incident to the proper authorities. Isn't that right Zack."

"Yes," said Zack "however, I think I might prefer the name Zaccino now. I don't know why it just fits." The remaining townies got on their horses and rode off into the sunset and the song "Ecstasy of Gold" as played by Metallica started to play again.

Today we have witnessed a victory of for the town through random and illogical lynchings. Although most of the members of Tiny Town are dead, the spirit of the town will remain alive forever.

You may post in the thread, however, after you do, don't forget to shut your window. Otherwise you might get trapped in THE MAFIA ZONE!

TOWN VICTORY!​

Congratulations to:

General Olaf - Vanilla Townie
classical_hero - Vanilla Townie
Skwink - Vanilla Townie
Turquoiside - Vanilla Townie
Verarde - Vanilla Townie
Zack - Doctor
choxorn - Jailkeeper

Thanks you to the Mafia:

Landlubber - Mafia Rolecop
Jarrema - Mafia Goon

Mafia Quicktopic

Role PMs:

Mafia Rolecop (Landlubber):

Spoiler :

Mafia Rolecop​

Welcome landlubber, you are the Mafia Rolecop. Your ally is Jarrema. Here is your quicktopic.

Victory - You win when the Mafia is greater than or is equal to the number of townies, or nothing can prevent this.

Abilities:

Nightkill - Once per night you may choose one target to kill. This will prevent [Mafia Goon] from performing this action.

Rolescan - Once per night you may scan one player to see their Role PM.

NOTE: While [Mafia Goon] is alive, you may only perform one night action per night. However, if [Mafia Goon] is dead, you may perform one Nightkill and Rolescan per night. [GM Note: This was a stupid GM mistake that LL pointed out to me when he got his role PM and LL was allowed to use both abilities not matter what.]

Background:

You are the leader of the Tiny Town Mafia. You did not kill Mayor NinjaCow64, that's what Mafia goons are for! You have been ordered by your superiors in the Organization to kill off the town, one by one. Why? Because that's what all Mafias do, that's why!

You believe yourself to be an incredibly good judge of character, hence why you were made head of the Mafia in Tiny Town. That is why you have been following people around the town to see if they have more influence in the town than a normal townie, as they would be better targets for killing.

You desperately want to destroy this town, not only because it will gain you a tasty promotion but you know that if you fail this task you will be headed straight for the noose. You will prevail!

Mafia Goon (Jarrema):

Spoiler :

Mafia Goon​

Welcome Jarrema, you are the Mafia Goon. Your ally is landlubber. Here is your quicktopic.

Abilities:

Victory - You win when the Mafia is greater than or is equal to the number of townies, or nothing can prevent this.

Nightkill - Once per night you may choose one target to kill. This will prevent [Mafia Rolecop] from performing this action.

Background:

You are the minion of landlubber and part of the Tiny Town mafia. You were a citizen of Tiny Town, however you got bored. Landlubber recruited you into the business of illegal activity and you have enjoyed it thoroughly.

Your boss has received orders to massacre the town, as Mafias do. Yes, you were the one who killed Mayor NinjaCow64. You do not care for these useless townies and their old fashioned ways. You are excited as this will be the first town massacre you have been privy to. Hopefully this will be your first step up the Mafia ladder and the start of an excellent criminal career.

Jailkeeper (choxorn):

Spoiler :

Town Jailkeeper​

Welcome choxorn, you are the Town Jailkeeper.

Victory - You win when the Mafia is dead.

Abilities:

Once per night, you may simultaneously role block and protect one player.

Background:

You are the Town's Jailkeeper, a crucial part of the town’s law enforcement. You were cleaning the jail cells out last night, as there is such little crime that no one really uses them so you have little to do. Suddenly, you heard gunshots. You rushed over to the town center and saw the dead body of Mayor NinjaCow64 and knew that your job as kinda-policeman would become much more important to the safety of the town.

You now believe that it is in the best interest of the town to don a disguise each night and lock up suspicious looking people. They can't kill anybody while there in jail, right? Besides, even if they aren't one of the Mafia then they'll be protected from attacks against whist in jail, which is good as well! You know that this town is strong enough to overcome this threat and you will not sleep until this town is safe.

Doctor (Zack):

Spoiler :

Town Doctor​

Welcome Zack, you are the Town Doctor.

Victory - You win when the Mafia is dead.

Abilities:

Once per night, you may protect someone from being killed.

Background:

You are the Town Doctor. You are fully trained in all branches of Medical Science and beyond. However, the extend of injuries that you treat are fairly small. Sometimes you feel like your potential is wasted.

Last night you were watching the television in your office. You were watching Mayor NinjaCow64's speech, when you saw him get shot. You realised that you were the only person in the town who could save him so you rushed to get your medical bag. However, in between you and the medical bag was a giant medical screen thingy that you banged into and you were knocked out cold.

You came to a few minutes later, however it was too late to save NinjaCow. Cursing your overzealousness, you vowed that you would roam the streets at night, trying to find patients who have just been wounded. You want to get revenge on the Mafia and you will not sleep until justice has been served.

Vanilla Townie (Everyone Else):

Spoiler :

Vanilla Townie​

Welcome [Player Name], you are a Vanilla Townie.

Victory - You win when the Mafia is dead.

Abilities:

You have no night abilities. Your only weapon is your vote.

Background:

You are a citizen of Tiny Town. You have lived here all your life. Tiny Town is a nice town, but not very sustainable considering the fact that it is so small. It is a nice place and crime is very rare. You are not effected by the Mafias of the big cities, or at least that’s what you thought until last night.

You were watching television when Mayor NinjaCow64 experienced his terrible fate. You know that only a Mafia group could plan an assassination so brilliantly executed. You are starting to distrust your neighbours. Any one of them could be the enemy. You know that if the Mafia doesn’t get stopped, then Tiny Town won’t survive the week.

*****​

Thanks guys for a good game! I learnt lots and I believe that I will be hosting Mafia games in the future. You guys were great.

 

[choxorn]

So yeah, I protect/roleblocked Zack on Night 1 because I figure that if he wasn't mafia, he was the most likely night 1 randomkill aside from me. Of course, the mafia killed me, and I got to spend the rest of the time sitting around watching Zack ramble about statistics.

 

[Jarrema]

congrats town

 

[Zack]

It was hard to separate the townies from the scumbags because everyone was acting the same way (lurker) except me. I thought it was Jarrema after he kept flinching ("Why are you voting for me? WHY WHY WHY??!!!") and his mantra about "stop posting statistics or I'll lynch you" was weird. I was almost certain it was Jarrema and landlubber after this post.

But anyway, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat blah blah blah.

Also funny how the two likeliest Night 1 kills (choxorn and I) received the town power roles.

 

[Jarrema]

Yes, this post of Landlubber was scummy

OTOH, TBH, I will act like this:

I thought it was Jarrema after he kept flinching ("Why are you voting for me? WHY WHY WHY??!!!")

if I were townie

 

[Verarde]

Yay for the win.

 

[landlubber]

Ack, so close. Darned scummy posts.
Nice scumhunting, Zack.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Also funny how the two likeliest Night 1 kills (choxorn and I) received the town power roles.

Completely accidental, I assure you.

Also, I apologise for linking you all to Tv Tropes.