Margarine And Butter

[Mehmed100]

Butter FTW! Margarine has a much different, much worse taste.

 

[plarq]

No saturated fat for me.

 

[StarWorms]

Margerine, easily, because it's spreadable, unlike butter and I prefer it nicely spread over the bread than in lumps. Trying to spread butter on break also causes it to rip so you get holes in the bread. Hands down, margerine.

 

[MjM]

Margerine, easily, because it's spreadable, unlike butter and I prefer it nicely spread over the bread than in lumps. Trying to spread butter on break also causes it to rip so you get holes in the bread. Hands down, margerine.

Why dont you just let the butter sit out for a little bit, or not spread so hard!

 

[StarWorms]

Why dont you just let the butter sit out for a little bit, or not spread so hard!

Because by the time it's gone soft, my bread will have gone stale. Furthermore, I just prefer the taste of margarine. I think it must be a US thing, because most people I know have margarine.

 

[MjM]

Because by the time it's gone soft, my bread will have gone stale. Furthermore, I just prefer the taste of margarine. I think it must be a US thing, because most people I know have margarine.

Margarine has such an inferior taste. You could easily get spreadable butter for the same price as margarine. Also, your butter will be significantly soft if you take the butter and the bread out at the same time!

 

[StarWorms]

Margarine has such an inferior taste.

Well, that's your opinion.

You could easily get spreadable butter for the same price as margarine.

I'd prefer to buy the margarine.

Also, your butter will be significantly soft if you take the butter and the bread out at the same time!

No, it really won't. It takes far longer than a minute for butter to soften.

 

[MjM]

Well, that's your opinion.
I'd prefer to buy the margarine.
No, it really won't. It takes far longer than a minute for butter to soften.

I obviously can't argue with you. The chemicals and oils in margarine has obviously liquidized your brain.

 

[Ansar]

Yay, so I'm not the only one who prefers margarine.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Margarine, if I recall correctly, is a molecule oddly similar to plastic. I don't want to eat plastic. Margarine tastes like poop; in the rare instance that I require a buttery product, I would use butter.

Oh, and Spray Butter ain't that bad.

 

[robo-snickers]

butter makes a good lubricant, margine gets to sticky after a few thrusts

 

[Narz]

Margarine is very bad for you.

Of course conventional butter is a product of animal factory farming which is morally repulsive.

The answer is free-range grass-fed butter. Find sources here : http://realmilk.com/where.html

Or you could substitute coconut oil which is valuable for both spreading and cooking (very stable while heated unlike most vegetables oils).

 

[Narz]

butter makes a good lubricant, margine gets to sticky after a few thrusts

Maybe you should try some foreplay first and then you won't tell all that fancy stuff.

 

[robo-snickers]

Maybe you should try some foreplay first and then you won't tell all that fancy stuff.

...That may work but if i foreplay i would stay to long and she will start to realize im using her

 

[Perfection]

Screw that, give me lard.

 

[robo-snickers]

Screw that, give me lard.

lard makes it swell up twice the size .... hmm i might be able to use that to my advantage

 

[Narz]

...That may work but if i foreplay i would stay to long and she will start to realize im using her

What?

lard makes it swell up twice the size .... hmm i might be able to use that to my advantage

Every little bit helps, eh?

 

[robo-snickers]

What?



Every little bit helps, eh?

You dont get it?

what can i say, i am white

 

[azzaman333]

Butter is tasty, margarine not so tasty.

 

[b etor]

i don't actually care which i use/eat.