Methods of Capital Punishment

[Zarn]

Stapel said it, burn those heretics at the stake.


Actually, I am against capital punishment.

 

[CurtSibling]

Up against the wall, rifles at dawn!

All thy enemies, and thou simpering weaklings!

Let the Mausers do the talking!

 

[allhailIndia]

How about being made to watch Adam Sandler movies, esp Billy Madison and of course, Dud, Where's my Car? over and over and over again? If he does'nt die from brain haemorrhaging, he will probably choke himself with his own hands.

Seriously, from a purely economic point of view, a hanging is cheapest and most cost efficient, plus it is re-usable.

 

[CurtSibling]

In the UK, capital punishment should be brought back, big time.

Too many soft laws and perps getting away with crime these days.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

The old curt is back with a vengeance

 

[CurtSibling]

He was never away!

Now put the blindfolds on those perps!

 

[Cimbri]

Of the available options I voted for lethal Injection… gas, shooting and Leif Garrett is just plain mean.

Hanging is also a classic way to go

 

[Formaldehyde]

Avast mateys! Keelhaul them!

 

[Wolfe Tone]

How about hunting them for sport.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

By far the best idea, Wolf Tone ! My weapon of choice: the crossbow...

 

[pawpaw]

make him marry j-lo

 

[JoeM]

Gladiatorial style combat.

Bring your own hot dogs.

 

[Kentonio]

Here, Here Curt! Bring back the death penalty gosh darn it!

Gotta be shooting, quick, ordlerly and with that vitally important military feel to proceedings!

 

[Kentonio]

Or alternatively borrow from the Romans and just tie people up and stick em in a sack with dogs and cats and throw them in the river, then you can take bets on whether they will be torn to peices before they drown.

 

[Formaldehyde]

Nobody has mentioned sacking. You put pepper plants into a burlap bag and place it over the victim's head. You then beat on the peppers with sticks and the subject eventually dies in extreme convulsions.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

So many ways of death, and to think that the mafia games eventually reached a point when everybody was simply eaten

I still think the nazis devised a clever trick: strap a dynamite belt on a person, then put two detonators in his hands and arm them. Place the guy in a bomb-proof room then take bets to see how long he lasts before he lifts his fingers...

 

[amadeus]

Do it General "Black Jack" Pershing's way.

 

[brandon749]

Is it just me, or does anyone else want the convicted multi-murderers (who often commit other crimes in conjunction with murder like rape, torture etc.) to SUFFER? In my view, I want them to feel absolute HORROR as they walk to the means of their death (whatever it may be). And I want there to be a good deal of PAIN and SUFFERING involved in their demise. While it would be barbaric to simulate the exact circumstances they imposed on their victims, I think they deserve at least a small taste of what they did to others.

 

[CurtSibling]

Exactly, Brandon.

I advocate shooting with high-fractile, low-calibre rounds...With SARS coated tips.

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
So many ways of death, and to think that the mafia games eventually reached a point when everybody was simply eaten

I still think the nazis devised a clever trick: strap a dynamite belt on a person, then put two detonators in his hands and arm them. Place the guy in a bomb-proof room then take bets to see how long he lasts before he lifts his fingers...

Another 3rd Reich special was a wicked method of tightly tying a man to a bare wood chair...
Any of the victims movements would only increase the stoppage of circulation.

Death was slow and unpleasant.