Misremembered jokes

[Pragmatic]

Okay, post jokes that you don't quite remember. Maybe we can brush 'em up.... Here's mine.

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Two hunters were out in the woods. They're stalking deer. Suddenly, one of the hunters clutches his chests, gasps in pain, and falls down.

The other hunter gets out his cell phone, dials 911, and yells "My friend just had a heart attack, and I think he's dead!!!!!!"

The operator, in a professional manner, said, "Calm down sir. Everything will be okay. First thing I want you to do is make sure your friend is dead."

The hunter says okay, and puts down the phone.

BOOOM!!!!

The hunter came back on the phone and said, "Okay, I'm sure he's dead. Now what?"

 

[BCLG100]

i dont see the problem with it

 

[Dell19]

Yeah it was quite funny and I can't see where you have forgotten the joke. You should have said:
There are two hunters out somewhere, I think it had to do with trees. Then someone does something and the other one dies. Then, no actually no one dies, they just look dead. Somehow one of the hunters talks to someone and they say kill him, so he does.

 

[Pragmatic]

I *know* the joke is somewhere on www.netfunny.com/rhf/, but I'm not having any luck finding it either through Google's advanced search method, nor through netfunny's own primitive search engine...

 

[Becka]

Once, I was walking around the city, or, um something like that, then this guy came up and said he was hungry, so bit him.




Anyhow....
What was the joke about the guy in the Nazi POW camp who cut himself in pieces or something to escape? I can't remember if it was obscene or not. :enlighten

 

[Loaf Warden]

Originally posted by Becka
What was the joke about the guy in the Nazi POW camp who cut himself in pieces or something to escape? I can't remember if it was obscene or not. :enlighten

Oh, I remember that one. It's not obscene:

A British pilot is shot down over Germany and is taken to the POW camp by Nazis. He's been badly injured, and his injuries get infected. The doctors have to amputate his leg, and he requests that they send it back to his family in Britain. The Nazis agree. The next week, they have to amputate his arm, and again the Nazis agree to send it to his family in Britain. The following week, he has to lose his other leg. Once again he asks the Nazis to send it to his family in Britain, but instead the Nazis reply, "No, this time we will not do it. We think you are trying to escape."

Or something like that.

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Loaf Warden


Oh, I remember that one. It's not obscene:

A British pilot is shot down over Germany and is taken to the POW camp by Nazis. He's been badly injured, and his injuries get infected. The doctors have to amputate his leg, and he requests that they send it back to his family in Britain. The Nazis agree. The next week, they have to amputate his arm, and again the Nazis agree to send it to his family in Britain. The following week, he has to lose his other leg. Once again he asks the Nazis to send it to his family in Britain, but instead the Nazis reply, "No, this time we will not do it. We think you are trying to escape."

Or something like that.

Ah yes. Thank you.