Abaddon
Deity
...anything.
Let's not make it user specific please and of course all lists are debatable.
1. "Not to Stevie Wonder."
2. "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
3. "Does this tie make me look stupid?"
4. "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
5. "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
Let's not make it user specific please and of course all lists are debatable.
The Top 5 Poor Responses to the Question:
"Does This Make Me Look Fat?"
"Does This Make Me Look Fat?"
1. "Not to Stevie Wonder."
2. "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
3. "Does this tie make me look stupid?"
4. "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."
5. "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."