Most ridiculous package warning

[KingWilly]

Originally posted by GerrardCapashen


Seriously? You actually saw that on a chainsaw?

You know what the frightening thing is, they probably had to put that warning on because somebody did try to stop the chainsaw with their genitals. The warnings only come after an accident has occured once before.

 

[china444]

i like the gun safety one. since when does goggles stop a gunshot.

 

[Furry Spatula]

One from a jay leno headline. It was for an industrial strenght vacuum cleaner, a wet-dry vac used at renovation sites but more powerful. It warned on the add "Do not insert penis". Sigh, its a sad state of affairs when men need to be warned were and were not to stick certain parts of their body.

 

[redtom]

ON A SALT PACKAGE:

This salt has been formed over 5 million years in the German Alpine mountains.

USE BEFORE: May 2005

 

[handyandy]

this one is real, on some sony-ericson phones it says do not microwave and consume.

like why would you eat a mobile?

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by redtom
ON A SALT PACKAGE:

This salt has been formed over 5 million years in the German Alpine mountains.

USE BEFORE: May 2005

Of course, the reason is that there's stuff in there besides pure and natural salt, that might expire, right?

Originally posted by handyandy
this one is real, on some sony-ericson phones it says do not microwave and consume.

like why would you eat a mobile?

So it's okay if you consume without microwaving?

 

[handyandy]

Originally posted by WillJ
So it's okay if you consume without microwaving? [/B]

It must be!

 

[widdowmaker]

It is the companys own fault.

Recently i have been seeing a comerical for the jetta a new type of car in america. It shows a lday geting into a fatal and unavodiable crash but MAGICLY doging every car that coems her way and comign otu wihtotu a scratch.

This will lead to someone thinking "HEY! I coudl talk to my son whiel i drive and since thsi car can dodge acidents without trouble i wont even have to look at the road!" so ol' joe goes out and gets in a wreck killin gbystnders and geting hospilsed.

Then we wil have yet ANOTHER warning.


I say take the warning off everything. IF they are stupid enough to toss their penis onto a movign geniatils then they deserve to be shto i am afraid to say and shoudl not be in ur gene pool.

 

[Civanator]

that's why in small print on the bottom of the screen it says:
Professional Driver. Closed Course.
Or:
Dramatization.
Or the one everyone somehow misses:
Do Not Attempt.

I have seen others like one with an 18-wheeler and a car went unde rthe trailer. Alot of bull.

 

[Strider]

The funniest I've seen was:

Warning... right side up.

 

[widdowmaker]

oh no. There is NO warning on the bottom or anywhere. I see those all the time but not on thsi one. There is NONE