talking about ethnic jokes and insulting people heres one:
[DISCLAIMER: This is a joke, dont enact physical punishment upon the comedian. Also i refer to native americans as indians for short, sorry if anyones offended]
waht do you get if you cross a native american with a polac?
Running Dummy!
Little indian kid goes to the medicine man and asks: How come we have such colorful names in our tribe?
medicine man answers: when child is born i take newborn out and name child after first thing i see. I see bear fishing by river, child is called Fishing Bear, I see eagle in sky, child is named Screaming Eagle etc.
But why do you ask these questions, Two Dogs ****ing?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks:
"Tonto, you Dumb *** , someone has stolen our tent!"
And finally:
A little kid walks into an ice cream parlor dressed as a cowboy and pulls out his guns at the lady behind the counter and says:
Gimme a vanilla-ice!
The lady starts making it, then pauses and asks: Do you want whipped cream on that?
"Yeah!"
Do you want chocolate sauce as well?
"Yup!"
And a cherry on top.
"Yess, mam!"
How 'bout crushed nuts?
"Hey lady, you want your tits blown off!?"
