Musical breast implants

[ybbor]

Maybe not exactly humorous, but I think it fits in better here than OT...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

breast-implants, they're not just for decoration anymore...

FYI:I got a mods approval

 

[Yuri2356]

So, how long until Apple releases the iBoob?

 

[Betrayed]

How is she gonna load up the batteries?

 

[LLXerxes]

Am I the only one here who has one of those so far?

 

[Rambuchan]

Am I the only one here who has one of those so far?

No. I have had a 200 capacity CD changer, amplifier and sub woofer in my penis extension since the 80s.

 

[Mise]

That's pretty awesome How do you ...ahem... "interface" with them?

 

[Rambuchan]

You just need to push the right buttons.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Gives new meaning to 'Music of the Spheres'

 

[Rambuchan]

Brings a whole new means to "and he just played with my nipples like he was tuning the radio."

 

[The Person]

Two smileys:

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Women are just getting better and better. Now in addition to sex and cooking and cleaning, soon they'll be sentient jukeboxes too. Hell you could turn women into whole recording studios. Hmm, which end would you sing into?

 

[Rambuchan]

Honestly, it's all singing with you Bozo. You've got such a one track mind.

 

[classical_hero]

Honestly, it's all singing with you Bozo. You've got such a one track mind.

And that track keeps playing over and over in most men's mind.

 

[Sophie 378]

What about a data-storer as well as for music, with the iBoob? "Would you like to see my ... pictures?" Can just image the new chat-up lines!

 

[Eukaryote]

Women are just getting better and better. Now in addition to sex and cooking and cleaning, soon they'll be sentient jukeboxes too. Hell you could turn women into whole recording studios. Hmm, which end would you sing into?

Listen I'm a male, but I can still tell that you're creepy. You're name Bozo fits you perfectly.

 

[Maniacal]

The downside to implants is you lose all feeling there. And you get extra "comments".
The iBoob, coming spring 2025. Only $9999.99!

 

[Perfection]

How is she gonna load up the batteries?

Maybe they'll be powered by a self-winding spring mechanism. You just have to give them a vigorous jiggle every once in a while.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

Maybe they'll be powered by a self-winding spring mechanism. You just have to give them a vigorous jiggle every once in a while.

I bet jumping would charge them up faster.

 

[cidknee]

i wanna know how u add more songs!... input required