My advice for the day

[G-Max]

Update: while my original statement stands, I have learned that Lisa, the local crack whore, is actually 100% trustworthy. She tipped me off to some of the scams that the meth tweakers like to run. She even offered me money and brought me food from Denny's, just for letting her hang out in my room for a while! No offers of free sex yet, but here's hoping

What about homeless heroin addicts?

I don't know, but my gut says maybe.

Wait, my meth addict friend has an apartment. Does that mean I can still trust him?

Totally.

Is homeless meth the same as regular meth?

No. In fact, "homeless meth" is really just the street name for caffeine pills that get crushed up and snorted/smoked/whatever, and "crystal meth" is just a scam perpetuated by people who are into crystal healing.

 

[JollyRoger]

I can't believe you are falling for the ole Denny's and tease trick. This will not end well.

 

[Skwink]

Update: while my original statement stands, I have learned that Lisa, the local crack whore, is actually 100% trustworthy. She tipped me off to some of the scams that the meth tweakers like to run. She even offered me money and brought me food from Denny's, just for letting her hang out in my room for a while! No offers of free sex yet, but here's hoping.

She must not be homeless.

 

[azzaman333]

No offers of free sex yet, but here's hoping

Enjoy your crabs. (and that's if you're lucky)

 

[Bugfatty300]

So is this a new low for CFC-OT bachelor life? Giving homeless girls temporary shelter in exchange for the possibility of sex? Personally I would have just taken the money and free Denny's food.

 

[JollyRoger]

Update: while my original statement stands, I have learned that Lisa, the local crack whore, is actually 100% trustworthy. She tipped me off to some of the scams that the meth tweakers like to run. She even offered me money and brought me food from Denny's, just for letting her hang out in my room for a while! No offers of free sex yet, but here's hoping

So you are taking money and willing to have sex, yet she's the whore?

 

[Borachio]

I'm confused. Are you all talking about Pure Meth, or Applied Meth?

 

[Lord Gay]

Well, that's the big methtory isn't it?

 

[Core Imposter]

So you are talking money and willing to have sex, yet she's the whore?

Finally. Finally you have made a statement I approve of.

 

[G-Max]

So is this a new low for CFC-OT bachelor life? Giving homeless girls temporary shelter in exchange for the possibility of sex?

It's typical "white knight complex" behavior. Sue me.

I'm confused. Are you all talking about Pure Meth, or Applied Meth?

Dude, you can't find pure meth in San Jose. It gets cut with all sorts of crap.

 

[JollyRoger]

It's typical "white knight complex" behavior.

With the typical crack whore, you need to be more Tyler Knight than White Knight.

 

[G-Max]

I have no idea who Tyler Knight is

 

[holy king]

whatever you do, DO NOT show her your stamp collection when she asks. and she will.

 

[Borachio]

There's METHod in your madness.

 

[Truronian]

What's a meth addict's favourite genre of music?

Spoiler :

teC₁₀H₁₅No

 

[G-Max]

whatever you do, DO NOT show her your stamp collection when she asks. and she will.

I have no stamp collection.

 

[Lord Gay]

You don't collect stamps for a hobby? You must be an atheist.

 

[Borachio]

Warning Scatological:

Spoiler :

I have heard, and I probably shouldn't have done, that stamp collectors are anally-retentive. They would really prefer to be collecting their own (-), but experience has taught them that this is impractical given the current state of album technology.

I am not implying in any way that this is true. Merely reporting.

 

[JollyRoger]

What's a meth addict's favourite genre of music?

Spoiler :

teC₁₀H₁₅No

Are there no limits of what can be posted in the Tavern?

 

[Silurian]

Buy stamps, if you are in the Uk, before the tories put the price up at the end of April