My Wish Is Ruined

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but then the government changed the laws and you were arrested.

I wish that the final four has four 10+ seeds in it.

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, the final four seeds are all apple seeds 10 mm or bigger.

I wish for March Madness to be moved to the 13th month of the year.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted. The addition of a 13th month creates so much chaos that the suicide rate has skyrocketed. Good job.

I wish for an unruined wish.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted. The voice of Robin Williams slaps you for violating the rule of wishes. You still don't get that unruined wish.

I wish for a really nice Mustang to appear in my driveway.

 

[topsecret]

Granted. Unfortunately, it is stolen as you walk out the door.

I wish for a :fire: smilie!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted, it burns down the server.

I wish for an unruined wish that follows the Laws of Wishes.

 

[topsecret]

Granted, but the paradox messes the universe, causing a pause in time.

I wish everything would un-pause!

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but the universe explodes.

I wish we DON'T find another universe.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted. A copy of the old universe is created, and you didn't find it, it found you.

I wish for an unruined wish that follows the Laws of Wishes and will not create a paradox.

 

[Buddhafish]

I grant your wish, but it can't happen, so it doesn't.

I wish for METY to stop asking about unruined wishes

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Granted, but it was only granted in the fictional universe.

I wish for an unruined wish that follows the Laws of Wishes, doesn't create a paradox, and will actually happen.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted. The wish will come to you in the mail in 100 years.

I wish for someone other than METY to post next

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. I will spam thee!

I wish to have a cape.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but it burns once you put it on.

I wish to welcome Ailedhoo to the forums.

 

[nightcreature]

Granted, but as you go to do so, your internet cuts out.
I wish for nothing except something deadly coming towards me.

 

[Civ'ed]

Granted. then it kills ya
I wish for a cookie...

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but its plastic.

I wish that I could survive past Day 1 of a mafia game.

 

[strijder20]

Granted, but you survive as a zombie and are used as a shooting target.
I wish I had a rocket which can fly to Mars!

 

[Buddhafish]

@strijder20- I really don't care!! I'd even take BSmith's luck of being mafia killed at night!!

Anyways......

Granted, but it runs out of gas in the asteroid belt. Guess what's happening to that rocket.

I wish for a million dollars.

 

[topsecret]

Granted. But the money is counterfeit.
I wish for someone to say "Granted."