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[Kennelly]

Don't forget Siederia.Currently 59,000 soldiers along with 180 Leopard2,25 PhZ 2000 and 24 F-16 are stationed in the Republic of Stevski and 33,000 soldiers along the border with Nixonland.But we have a population of 62 million people AND compulsory military service so we could send up to 1.3 million well-trained soldiers to the battlefield within a month.So we adive the Dominion of Incredible Evil to withdraw immediately.

 

[trader/warrior]

dont forget the carriers and modern battleships of jonasium! its not much, but its something.

 

[Perfection]

From Incredible Evil: Remember though You have greater population my population is geared twords war, we have much more soldiers than you! Mwahaha!

From Stupid: We enjoy telephones!

From the Government: We're smarter than you are, we're smarter than you are, neener neener neener!

From Anarchic Decay: Move in here, we have no laws!

 

[Matrix Theory]

CNN World News Update - January 19th 2003, 8:00 GMT

[Studio]

"Hello, this is John Lindgart from London, bringing you the latest news from our news centre. The war in the CFC region is still raging with the scales now apparently tipped in favour of the Republic of Matrix Theory and its allies. Our correspondent in Schur City, the capital of Matrix theory, reports that the Cabinet there has received War Powers from the Senate. We are now passing to a press-conference by the Foreign Minister and Acting Commander-in-Chief, Senator Felix..."

[Switch image to an official press-room in the Ministry for Foreign Affairs. The Senator, with aides and officers stands on a podium and answers questions from the assembled reporters]

Q: "There have been reports that the Dominion forces have re-gained the territory liberated in the recent counter-offensive by our and Stevski troops. Can you confirm or deny them?"

A: "Dominion forces have indeed been able to re-capture a narrow strip of land, after having treated it liberally with napalm. Our forces have retreated, evacuating all civilian population with them and suffering no casualties."

Q: "Is a counter-attack expected anytime soon?"

A: "I can't discuss operational details but our determination to win this war is as great as ever - you can count on that."

Q: "Are discrete sets currently deployed?"

A: "Yes, about 150 discrete sets provided by our ally, the Grand Duchy of Topology have been deployed on the front line. They present a virtually impassable obstacle to Dominion troops, allowing our forces to re-group and prepare the counter-offensive. Army Corps III is now en route to Stevski and additional contingents from Siederia are expected to arrive as well."

Q: "Isn't there a danger that some discrete sets will be captured and used by the enemy?"

A: "Well, if they know some topology they might try to begin figuring out how discrete sets work. However, our intelligence reports indicate that this is not a likely threat."

Q: "What about the recent Dominion offer of cease-fire?"

A: "I'm surprised you call this ridiculous offer "cease-fire" at all. Surely, when your air force is almost wiped out, your land army is badly beaten, your ports are blockaded and your enemies are mustering forces for the final assault you do not suggest to leave them alne if they turn over two cities to you! The Dominion will have to accept a cease-fire on our terms and the later they realize that, the worse for them."

Q: "Has the Cabinet considered the nuclear threat posed by the Dominion?"

A" "We are not sure that the Dominion possesses any nuclear weapons to begin with. But even if they do, Matrix Theory is adequately protected from this (or almost any) kind of threat by our Spectral Radius Perimeter Defence System. The Dominion has already seen in it action, I think."

Q: "But what if the Dominion nukes our allies?"

A: "I wouldn't suggest to the Dominion leaders even to contemplate such a course of action. Really, that would be a more-than-fatal mistake."

Q: "What new measures will the Cabinet implement upon receiving the War Powers?"

A: "At the moment we are calling up 60,000 men of the Reserves. No other new measures are necessary at the moment. In particular, civil liberties and political freedoms here will not be affected by the war."

Aide steps forward: "Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen, the Senator must now attend a meeting."

[Back to Studio]

"We wlll now move on to a report about the First World Pizza Championship in Milan. Our correpsondent reports..."

 

[Immortal]

*off topic* Welcome to the forum Matrix Theory, and also Gions. I the leader of Atrebla have spoken to you in the past.

 

[Matrix Theory]

Ministry of War of the Republic of Matrix Theory
Official Press Release

January 19th, 2003 13:00 GMT

Today at 10:15 GMT combined forces of the Republic of Matrix Theory, the Grand Duchy of Siederia and the Republic of Stevski have crossed the border into the Dominion of Incredible Evil. The force, designated Allied Army Group I, consists of about 150,000 infantry and 1,200 tanks with ample artillery and air-support.

The vanguard, composed of about 300 discrete sets, has made lightning attacks on numerous enemy positions, completely destroying them. Only the basic capabilites of discrete sets have been used.

Allied forces have advanced about 50 km so far, establishing well-protected lines of supply and communication.

The aerial task force attached to the Jonasium fleet has flown about 420 interdiction missions, paralyzing the Dominion attempts to send reinforcements to the frontline.

As of now, the airspace over the eastern and north-eastern parts of the Dominion is under complete Allied control.

Perhaps most importantly, the establishment of an operational base well within Dominion territory has enabled Matrix Theory military specialists to deploy the new Numerical Radius Mobile Protection system, which is capable of intercepting all missiles launched from Dominion territory.

Thus, all Allies are now well protected from the nuclear threat which is considered to be the Dominion's last resort.

Allied forces are now poised towards capturing the Dominion capital, Viciousgrad in a day or two, as reinforcements keep flowing in, especially from Matrix Theory.

Jimmy Tulen,
Press Secretary.

 

[Gions]

Hello

I'm the Empire of Gions

greetings to everybody... and very nice forums around here.

 

[puglover]

Number 1 in happy citizens in the region! PARTY!


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[ApocalypseKurtz]

Message from the Republic of Stevski

I would like to ask all UN nations in CFC to consider endorsing Stevski as UN Delegate. My nation is at the forefront of the world when it comes to civil liberties and political rights. My economy is very much a private one that is dominated by free enterprise. The nationwide tax rate will range from 0 - 5% from time to time. As UN Delegate I would emphasize freedom and the soveriegnty of nations not be dominated or restricted by UN Measures.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=stevski

Thank you, and may peace be with you all

 

[Perfection]

From: Incredible Evil

suddenly stevski and Matirx Theory citizens were horrified when a great orange ball of fire destroyed their capitals. Nuclear wheapons have been launched, this is just the first, get off our terroritory and surrender Garbanzo City and Borshtopolis and peace can be established. Until then, prepare for more nuclear wheapons

 

[Matrix Theory]

"Colonel, we have detected ten missiles launched from three different sites in the west of the Dominion. We've got full data on them in our computers."

Colonel Arkady Dimman sprang to his feet. Some gut feeling had told him that when hell broke lose he would be the officer on duty at the Numerical Radius Mobile Protection System bunker that had been established just a day ago in Dominion territory. Well, there was no time to lose. Within five minutes the missiles would be past the point of no return. They must be destoryed in the next five minutes. Colonel Dimman started giving out the orders to his men in a crisp voice.

"Lieutenant Gohberg, display the missile matrices on screen. Transform them to Jordan form. "

"They are just simply Jordan blocks, colonel!", exclaimed jubilantly one of the junior officers in the room.

The colonel let an inward smile, his intuition was well-known in the Matrix Theory Technical Warfare Corps. But he said nothing.

"Display the condition numbers."

An array of ten numbers appeared on the large screen. All were between 9*10^-12 and 1.

"Set the Jordan coordinates. Fire at will!" commanded the colonel.

Within twenty seconds the four laser projectors installed in the shafts attached to the bunker fired 100 thick beams. Seventy-two of them hit all Dominion missiles and eliminated them.

TO BE CONTINUED... (The mystery of the orange balls will be explained next time)

 

[Sheep]

From Sheep Srpings:

Alert Alert Apolyton is beginning to mobilise for war against this region.

 

[Perfection]

Incredible Evil of course knew of Matrix Theoreys pathetic attempt of Missle Defense and used some old surplus missles as bait to triangulate the position of the enemy laser defense after a few detonations the lasers have postions have been triangulated. A massive bombing raid using The Dominion of Evil's reserve squad has uttery destroyed all of Matrix Theorey's Missle Defense. The capital explosion you ask? Well that wasn't a missle but a nuclear bomb dropped from high above in a stealth bomber.

Edit: Stupid Grammar

 

[ApocalypseKurtz]

Originally posted by Perfection
From: Incredible Evil

suddenly stevski and Matirx Theory citizens were horrified when a great orange ball of fire destroyed their capitals. Nuclear wheapons have been launched, this is just the first, get off our terroritory and surrender Garbanzo City and Borshtopolis and peace can be established. Until then, prepare for more nuclear wheapons

Message from the Republic of Stevski

OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Dominion of Incredibly Stupid Evil, you have fired your last orange ball. Our 5 pentagonal military bunkers at undisclosed locations have just each launched a retaliatory StevskiNuke Missile at the capital of the DofE, the evil land known as "Viciousgrad."
On top of that, the Blackhawks, fighters, and Stevezilla S-25 tanks have met with friendly Matrix fighters, infantry, and cube riders, and have joined with Qed's massive array of storm warriors. We have formed a massive, frightening WALL of FORCE that is speeding through the hillside in the DofE, obliterating any puny Evil forces.


:: secret military message decoded, between Col. Kurtz and President Stevo ::

President Stevo: Kurtz, whats this nonsense the Dominion is writing about obliterating our capital?

Col. Kurtz (lighting up a cigarette and puffing): ha, ha, ha. He thought he saw our city going up in flames, but we cut into his video footage and showed him that. What he saw was artificial footage we created of out city in flames. Our capital city, STEVOPOLIS, is doing just fine, as are all 500,000 of it's inhabitants.

Stevo: ha, ha, ha, well done, Colonel. (lights up a Cuban cigar)
Cigar, colonel?

:: end of transmission ::

 

[Perfection]

Message from the mountian bunker of The Dominion of Evil's shadow government: Your invading forces have been nuked by wheapons seeded in the basements of our border towns, sure some of our civilian lives have been lost but at a HEAVY toll to your invading forces, our military while embattered contiues to fight agianst the overwhelming force, all opposing capitals have been nuked from high-altitude with a series of stealth bombers, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OUR SUFFER MORE NUCLEAR ATTACKS, we still have most of our arsenal, and in a few places are still building some nuclear wheapons, any attempt at further invasion will result in that nation losing many major cities, remember you can destroy every one of our cities and we'll still nuke you to bits

 

[Switch625]

It was really quite sad when the Dominion of Incredible Evil found itself bought out in a hostile takeover by a consortium of megacorporations based in the 625 Technocracy.

Now we really do oWNz j00.

and your nuclear arsenal, too.

Buck up fellow, you can still rent your nation back from us. We can quote you quite reasonable rates.

 

[Perfection]

Message From Incredible Evil: Uh Switch, your nation got involved, NUKEY NUKEY NUKEY

BuhBye Technopolis!

Since We nuked all major armies in or terrotory (Yes we nuked our own lands) We still control all our arsenol, and are still building nukes in secret undisclosed bunkers.

 

[Switch625]

We own those nukes, so you have none to launch. You also have no facilities to try to build more, because (guess what?) we own that too.

 

[Matrix Theory]

Captain Bobby Schmidt had to dial Senator Felix's home number three times before the Senator finally answered.

- "Yes, Bobby. What it is?"

- "Your presence is urgently required in Command Centre 17, sir. The escort is already waiting near your house. I'm calling from your state car. I'm sorry about the hour but we have a really serious situation on our hands."

- "Alright, I'll be ready in ten minutes. Brief me in the car... and get a large thermos of coffee, ok?"

Ten minutes later Senator Felix, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Vice-Chief Determinant and Acting Commander-in-Chief sat near his aide in the car, as the armoured cavalcade was driving to one of the secret miltary bunkers outside the capital.
The Senator was immaculately dressed but the bags under his eyes disclosed that he hadn't slept more than fifteen hours during the last week.

-"So, Bobby, what's going on?"

-"A lot of things happened during the last five hours. First, the Dominion launched nuclear missiles against us and Stevski but they were intercepted and destroyed by the Numerical Radius system. Unfortunately, this was just a trick by the Dominion to obtain the coordinates of the Numerical Radius bunker location. Apparently the scrambler systems didn't work, because Technical Corps had had no time to test them before deploying the Numerical Radius".

-"But wasn't the bunker protected?!"

-"Not well enough. The Dominion scraped from somewhere some bombers and flew them in to destroy the Numerical Radius bunker. By the time Siederian fighters were called to the air the Numerical Radius system was gone. Of course the Dominion bombers didn't get away but that's little relief."

-"Bastards!" exclaimed Felix.

-"There's more. Apparently the commander of Allied Army Group I, General-Adjoint Dullphins was visiting the bunker at the moment and perished. His second-in-command, General Stephen Pont from the Stevski Army, assumed command and ordered an all-out assault on the Dominion. The Dominion capital has already been taken…”

“-And then the Dominion nuked their own capital, right”? broke in the senator.

“-How did you know that”?

“-Just a hunch. Proceed, Bobby”.

“-Well, there isn’t much more to tell. Fortunately, our troops have received special protective garments beforehand and so we took relatively few casualties. But the whole situation is escalating quickly out of control.”

At this moment the cavalcade arrived at Command Centre 17.

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Perfection]

Message from Incredible Evil

Originally posted by Switch625 We own those nukes, so you have none to launch. You also have no facilities to try to build more, because (guess what?) we own that too.

Just because you claim to own them with a lousy peice of paper doesn't mean you control it.


Today's Nuclear destructions
Determinant: Matrix Theory's main military production city
Magic Square: Matrix Theory's largest port
Identity: Matrix Theory's main Airforce base
Yummy: Stevski's second largest food processing city
Uber-Yummy: Stevski's largest food processing city
Machine AB7X625: 625Technocracy's largest mining community

TO ALL NATIONS: LEAVE THIS AREA AT ONCE OR SUFFER FURTHER NUCLEAR EXCHANGES!