Nesopolis

To those criminals who destroyed the Greenville power plant
From the Mayor of Greenville

You will pay!
 
We had nothing to do with the powerplant destruction. We simply tried to call down Aliens upon you. And cut the Power Lines.

To: Stalintopia
From: Chipton

May we send you our illegal immigrants and other people not of the Chipish stock who are convicted of...stuff?
 
I'll join this, as the city of Nuclograd :nuke:

Put me on the north east part of the island kallipolis is on.

Orders:

Buil Factories and a Nuclear power plant in the North

A school, and housing in the south,

And a Casino and other bussinesses in the middle
 
Great update! Apart from the rain of spaceship debris!

Do i have a memorial fountain/park somewhere? did it get destroyed? can it be rebuilt?

Orders for this turn:
> Build 'good' roads to link to nearby parts of Nesopolis. Maybe a bus stop?
> Encourage railway link into our area. Mass transport will be more environmentally friendly.
> If i have any 'economy' left, get more farmland!

'Misc' orders:
> Begin large-scale production of illegal drugs on some of my farms.
> Gather as many weapons (or tanks!) as possible, put them in the hands of local fanatics.
> Send druids into polluted areas, they will perform rituals there, asking the Goddess to cleanse the land.
> Send a herd of our finest highlandcows as a gift to Iggy's Mansion. Ask for lower police presence in our area.

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edit: diplo!

To: Carmenella Republique
From: Neo Highlandcow


In response to your proposal - we are most happy to establish road links with your area, we will see what can be done. As for a garbage dump NAO Chi Minh Mountain, we are somewhat unhappy about that idea. We think the area could be redeveloped as a nature reserve for wild highland cows and wild giant mountain hamsters.

To:Greenville
From: Neo Highlandcow


Its true that we had our issues with your powerplant, but we would not have wanted to see such wholesale destruction. We condemn Klerikstan's violent actions.
 
To Neo Highlandcow
From Greenville

We propose a joint undertaking for a new power plant on the old site (obviously one that has more enviornmental attributes) and to shun Klerkistan once and for all!
 
To Lord Mayor Iggy
From the Mayor of Greenville

We ask that you censure Klerkistan for its unwarranted attacks on our power, and the power station that actually fed your mansion power.
 
Lurker's Comment: Sheep, does it kill you to edit your posts? The sin of double posting! :eek:
 
Bordo Ovest declares that all fishermen may be safe within our borders.

To BlackBanana
From BO

If you wish, we could built a road and send you all of our trash! For free! Thats just how nice we are!
 
To: Everybody
From New las vegas mayor

We would like to hook up our city to all of yours
 
To Neo Highlandcow
From Greenville

We propose a joint undertaking for a new power plant on the old site (obviously one that has more enviornmental attributes) and to shun Klerkistan once and for all!
The former power plant was the cleanest one available other than nuclear (but for some reason the federal government doesn't want us to have a nuclear plant).

To Lord Mayor Iggy
From the Mayor of Greenville

We ask that you censure Klerkistan for its unwarranted attacks on our power, and the power station that actually fed your mansion power.
Mayor Iggy condemns Klerikstan for its destruction of the Greenville Natural Gas power plant. Klerikstan cannot hope to become the sole source of energy, especially by making enemies like this. Do not continue your actions, or we will have to forcefully remove you from power.
 
Any reason? Lack of interest?

Anyway, two ways of looking at this. I pick the optimist:

Yay! Easier updates!
 
The Great Alexandrine Pandas announces that they are taking over Port au Julien.

It is now Port of Alexian under Mayor Alex. ;)
 
Kallipolis demands Nikosia respond to his threat. We reiterate the fact that we picked this inhospitable dinky peninsula because we hate all of you. So GO AWAY. You can't just build a bridge over here and then claim some of our land and think thats a fair deal. We restate our intention to blow your silly bridge up if you don't back off yourselves.
 
From Nikosia
To Kallipolis

Pah, silly land-lubbers. We have more men than you, more power, more pollution and we don't puke when things start rolling. We are the future, you cannot possibly hope to win. But if you are so intent on hatred, we suggest a new deal for you that should suit your temper better. Instead of promised cooperation, we promise we will build a wall along the line marked in our map. It will be a huge brick thingey, with turrets and guards with machine guns and check po... eh, never mind the check points actually. Then you can sit and sulk on your side of the wall and never need to set your sorry eyes on us. How does that sound for you? :)

Oh, and touch our bridge and yours will go the same way. And that's just the start.
 
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