Very well then!
After hanging around here for a while, most members pay close attention to the unit forum cause, well, we like new units and frankly have nothing better to do. We get all excited when we see a new thread (or one we haven't seen in a while and have forgotten about), kinda like when you find a 5 dollar bill laying on the floor. Then, you pick it up, and realize that its same old one you put in your pocket for lunch, it just fell out. I hate that feeling; thats why I memorize the serial codes on every bill I carry on me, so I don't get let down thinking my couch can magicaly duplicate money when I find the same bill wedged in between the coushins. Otherwise, you're just setting yourself up for dissapointment.
That, and we don't need old threads cluttering up the top of forum making less old units hard to find. So for your punishment, you must start a new thread and write "I will not revive old threads" 2000 times. A day. (And no copy n pasting, either, wise guy)