New Unit - Trojan Horse

European swallows? But how could a five ounce bird carry a one pound coconut?
 
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color???
 
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To use the HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH, count to three, no more no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

Understand son?


Hahahaha
 
And their was much rejoicing. Yay....
 
The absurdity of fireing cows from a catapult isnt that far from the truth. Cows might have required the trubechet because of size but Alex the great was know for fireing plague victims corpses over city walls.
 
Originally posted by Umask077
The absurdity of fireing cows from a catapult isnt that far from the truth. Cows might have required the trubechet because of size but Alex the great was know for fireing plague victims corpses over city walls.
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It was a common tactic throughout the whole of the Middle Ages, especially during the Crusades.
 
Yeah, and we could have a Zeppelin unit, with the animation showing little people being tossed out of it. And right when it was in the middle of a battle, an animation would start playing showing an elderly couple having tea. Or after a nuclear blast destroys a city, this little truck would start driving around saying "Sorry for the inconvenience!"
 
Engand could also have the killer joke, however it consumes 1/2 of the cities population due to inadvertant peeking. It is loaded onto a helicopter and will destroy an entire stack of enemy (or friendly) units. Any Units nearby will also have a 50/50 chance of survival due to inadvertant peeking. Only workers can clean the mess (like pollution) but will take 13 times as long as they need to be blindfolded.
 
And all the Marine units would be dressed in tu-tus. And instead of the Army leader cheering his troops on, he'd be saying, "Now stop that, you hear. I've had about enough of this." And every so often this alien spaceship would swoop down and take away one of your units, fly all around the map, then drop off the unit in the same square he started from.
 
You should make cattle a stratecig resource, and then a french special unit could be the cow-catapult, which of course would gain 2x defensive value when combined with taunting (made available with the discovery of silly accents)

I wave my privates at your aunties you silly english pig-dogs

I blow my nose in your general direction you silly englis knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigits!!!!!:)
 
Heh heh, you cant forget to have the naked guy from the life of Brian as a barbarian, or the haggler :D BTW, i have a monty python video clip of the camelot scene made entirely from legos if anyone wants it :D
 
Also, your military advisor would occasionally appear dressed in women's underwear. And whenever the Domestic advisor pops up, there'd be a keyboard shortcut to allow you to squash her with a giant foot, with appropriate sound effects. These graphics would occasionaly be replaced by one showing a 1000 pound weight dropping on her head.

The English would have a new UU called the Twit. It would wander aimlessly around the map for awhile, then pull out a revolver and shoot himself in the head. At which time two little guys dressed in black and carrying a stretcher would appear and take his body away.
 
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