Next War PBEM

*Once again we are watching a meeting in the Europan war room between President Shapiro and her advisors*

As you all know, the Europan Free Republic prides itself in being the most liberal place to live in. We may have not yet mastered the industrial application of Hydroponics nor do we have the ridiculous ratio of 3 reality shows per capita, (We are looking at you, Mr. Big) but instead of any materialistic luxuries we possess something that the hypnotized sheeple of the consumerist America Inc., the oppressed masses under the iron fist of the fascist Southern Empire and the prisoners of the world´s largest gulag, the totalitarian Asian regime can only dream of: Liberty! At least, that´s what everyone thinks. But THIS
*points at video screen*

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is a PR nightmare! Do you have any idea how much we have embarrassed ourselves in front of the world? There isn´t much we can do about it either, our laws are very clear about the inherent human right to organize demonstrations and strikes, so can´t just send in the troops and pretend nothing happened, not to mention that everyone already knows about it because of the internet. And of course it just had to happen in an election year! The opposition will rip me to pieces for this! Please tell me you have at least some good news? What about the Zerganovich National Park?
Most of the settlers got lost in the woods since the bulk of the volunteers for this project consists of good-for-nothing hippies who have no idea how things run in the real world, so the whole project got delayed by a year or so.
Are you serious? Fine then, how is our science department coming along with the aquaculture thingy?
Erm, bad.
Bad? How bad?
"All the artificially produced fish are exploding for no reason after a certain time"-bad.
Wow, really? How our scientists are even able to be that incompetent boggles the mind. I think we should enact some serious reforms to catch up with the rest of the world, not to mention solve the whole slavery-issue. I´m still wondering why we still have that.
Well, we are owning the Kremlin, so we get a discount for working people to death and voting to spend money on something, and as long as we don´t have Fiber Optics that is a huge advantage we have over the rest of the world that we shouldn´t let go to waste.
*silence, everyone looks at the advisor who said that*
Boy, whacha smokin'? Well, it seems we are all being a little exhausted after the recent events, so let´s call it a day, shall we?

OoC: :facepalm: Someone please give me Fiber Optics, I´m addicted to whipping and rushbuying something every turn with the Kremlin-discount and I want to switch to Representation and Emancipation before the end of my Golden Age.
 
In the USA a new TV reality show called "Spartacus returns to Rome" is now on air. Entreviews with the slaves in Rome showing their suffering to the hands of their masters is the most popular thing at the moment!

GPS via tracker
 
Oh just you wait until we have caught up with the rest of the world in tech, who´s laughing then? I´ll show you, I´ll show you all you secretive conspiracy against the Europan people!
 
The pacifist Nationalist Police State Corporation continues... the acceptance that everyone is equal is giving way to the more realist system of castes! After all, not everybody is the same... unless doing shopping... there we are all equal! $$$
 
The American workers occasionally stop watching TV and got some work done! It was slow but now it is done! At last! :smug:

GPS


EDIT: a writer, already called the 'XXI century Shakespeare' has emerged in the Americas.

XVII Century Shakespeare said:
"The golden age is before us, not behind us."
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Mr. Big has built the new League of Nations and The Lady is up for your vote! Anyone who votes for The Lady Nighthawk shall be spared our wrath when the time comes for war...

gps!
 
I think pointing a Gun at would be voters is not wise, they cast their vote in secret and are gone before the ballets are counted, but then gain a friend in many cases for their vote.

I think both Candidates lack the desire to think positive, Oppressive and Selfishness neither wins my vote. Who else is on the ticket? I hear it is hard to make the World happy
 
GPS to Mr. Big.
 
I would like to thank to all that voted for me. :hatsoff:

My time as a UN Secretary General will be under the motto of "Reality".

Mr Big
USA CEO
UN CEO
 
I see how it is... kids these days!

I will see how the final vote tally went. You guys are playing russian roulette with the monster under the bed... (or under the world, south of the world? bad pun) Don't be shocked when she comes to bite your leg off! (Yes the monster is a she)
 
Nighthawk419 said:
I will see how the final vote tally went. You guys are playing russian roulette with the monster under the bed... (or under the world, south of the world? bad pun) Don't be shocked when she comes to bite your leg off! (Yes the monster is a she)
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How fortunate then that I always sleep with an Axe under my pillow...
 
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