None Shall Pass 2 [Game Thread - Concluded]

[Tanar Aerdoth]

So, what is Snerk talking about when he says you aren't sharing information?

 

[Tanar Aerdoth]

Actually, I think JHT has been telling the truth. Swammerdami

 

[Snerk]

So, what is Snerk talking about when he says you aren't sharing information?

Kennigit is a watcher and therefore have the best ability in terms of finding killers. But until today he would not tell me his role. And he's only told me three of his results. The last two nights he has scanned Legato hoping to see Verarde kill him (and he did last night). In other words, he's more preoccupied with completing a PG than finding other killers.

Nevertheless, I suppose I'll go with unvote, vote Verarde. He's my best guess for the assassin, and don't really have any good candidates for vig kills. He's been very pro-town and co-operative, so I'm sure he started off town. But with the strong possibility of ring corruption (what ever that is!!) we'd might be due for another assassin kill tonight.

 

[Swammerdami]

Vote: Verarde

(A ring in the hand ...)

 

[johnhughthom]

Verarde. I understand he's killing people?

 

[SamSniped]

Vote: Verarde

(A ring in the hand ...)

Worth two in the bush?

Sorry, I'll go back to being dead.

 

[Snerk]

Verarde. I understand he's killing people?

You know the more of your I-have-no-idea-what's-going-on routine you do, the more suspicious I become of you.

Worth two in the bush?

Phrasing!!

 

[johnhughthom]

Are you the host?

 

[Kennigit]

Snerk is incorrect.

Night 7 was a major night as it was the only opportunity for the berserker and or assassin to prove their townie helpfulness by killing legato

They did not attempt to do so

Fulfilling my pg was secondary

 

[Verarde]

Alright, I guess it's time to come clean.

I am Aragorn. I am not the Assassin. I am the Warrior. I can vig-kill the 2nd and 3rd place candidates. My PG is to kill twice as many Evil-aligned folks than Good-aligned.

Yes, I have the Ring.

"WHY DID YOU LIE TO US?"

Because I was afraid that someone would try to kill me if I publicly or privately said I have the Ring.


So here's why you should NOT vote for me.

If I do not take any actions, the Ring prevents most actions (including tracking) from targeting me. That is why, when I did not kill anyone the other night, no one could see what I did. That's because I did nothing and the Ring protected me!

Then, last night, when I killed Legato Endless, the Ring did not protect me. That's why all actions were able to hit me!

IF YOU LYNCH ME, YOU LOSE THE LIKELY ONLY PRO-TOWN KILLER IN THE GAME.


Snerk knew my abilities. Major FOS: Snerk. Snerk's been at my side all game. Why would he suddenly turn on me now?

 

[Kennigit]

We're all shocked you have the ring

 

[Buddhafish]

Terribly. We had no idea.

 

[Snerk]

Snerk knew my abilities. Major FOS: Snerk. Snerk's been at my side all game. Why would he suddenly turn on me now?

Aye you've been my good friend and ally. But dude, that assassin kill does fit nicely along with your newfound stealth abilities.

Instead of omgussing me, give me a better lead on someone and I'll change my vote.

 

[Tanar Aerdoth]

I doubt that's all there is to the ring. Verarde

 

[Zack]

Official Tally!

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Spoiler :

5 Verarde (Buddhafish, Snerk, Swammerdami, johnhughthom, Tanar Aerdoth)

1 Kennigit (KingMorgan)
1 Snerk (Kennigit)

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1 Abstain (Verarde)

0 Not Voting (n/a)

 

[Zack]

"Any last words, Verarde?"

"Is this a thing now? We used this gimmick yesterday."

"It's one of the better gimmicks."

"Fine. Carry on, dead man walking."

"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago."

Pause for dramatic effect.

"Where did you come from? Where did you go?"

An even more dramatic pause.

"Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?"

While the audience dabbles at their tears with handkerchiefs (some already soiled by boogers), a deep rumble rumbles throughout the hall, a rumbling rumble that rumbles the eardrums of everyone present. An arm shoots up from the ground and grasps Verarde's leg, who stumbles away and shrieks in terror. Soon a second arm joins the first, then a head, torso, and the rest of the ensemble. A monstrosity stands up and brushes the dust off his shirt.

"Oh my god, a zombie!"

"Die zombie!"

Zaccino shoots the alleged zombie with the Blasto9000™, but the monstrosity absorbs the shots like a sponge.

"This is no zombie. He's an old enemy of mine."

"SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"He is quite spongy."

"Worse. It's Cotton-Eye Joe."

"Now that you mention it, one of his eyes does look suspiciously like cotton."

"I thought it was some sort of allergic reaction, but I can see why you'd think it's cotton."

"Why would you think that? How old is your glasses prescription?"

"I didn't get a good look! It's rude to stare."

"Oh, how polite of you to try and kill him!"

"Not this argument again! I've got an impulsive streak, you know that!"

"And it's tearing this family apart!"

"Maybe that's for the best!"

" You take that back!"

Meanwhile, you missed Verarde's epic duel with Cotton-Eye Joe. They both died, if you were wondering.

Spoiler :

Verarde was Aragorn!

Spoiler :

He was a member of the Town!

It is now Night Nine.


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ALIVE:

7 / 32

Buddhafish
johnhughthom
Kennigit
KingMorgan
Snerk
Swammerdami
Tanar Aerdoth


DEAD:

25 / 32

SamSniped - Bilbo Baggins

SouthernKing - Treebeard

Jarrema - Denethor

Winston Hughes - Grand Moff Tarkin

Visorslash - Bail Organa

Count Dingdong - Balrog

spaceman98 - Admiral Thrawn

Double A - Qui-Gon Jinn

Backwards Logic - Morgoth

Sprig - Yoda

remake20 - Jar Jar Binks

christos200 - Gollum

BSmith1068 - Barliman Butterbur

azzaman333 - Boromir

SamSniped (2) - Gimli

Arakhor - Haldir

Takhisis - Nazgûl

choxorn - Luke Skywalker / Luke Skywalker

edse - Mace Windu

JohannaK - Éowyn

Newyn - Gwaihir

Internet Flea - Wedge Antilles

Riedquat - Faramir

Legato Endless - Shaak Ti

Verarde - Aragorn


The Empire has been eliminated.

The Morgoth faction has been eliminated.

The Jedi Order has been eliminated.​

 

[Tanar Aerdoth]

I don't understand the deal with the ring anymore.

 

[Kennigit]

i dont understand why we are lynching townies

 

[Jarrema]

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[JohannaK]

And the town keeps shooting itself in the foot.