None Shall Pass 2 [Game Thread - Concluded]

[Zack]

Official Tally!

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Spoiler :

4 Internet Flea (Legato Endless, Snerk, Verarde, Buddhafish)

3 Legato Endless (Internet Flea, Kennigit, Riedquat)

1 Verarde (KingMorgan)

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2 Abstain (johnhughthom, Tanar Aerdoth)

1 Not Voting (Swammerdami)

 

[Zack]

"Internet Flea, do you have any last words?"

Internet Flea strokes his chin, deep in thought. What profound message could he leave behind? What would be his legacy? He doesn't want to be the guy whose last words are lame, and everyone's reaction is "Really? Those are your last words?" No, this matters. The words are important. This might ta- BLAM!

Internet Flea slumps over, his face an unrecognizable mess after meeting the Blasto9000™.

"Why are you looking at me like that? He took too long. Haven't you ever heard of the 5 second rule?"

"That... I don't think you understand the 5 second rule."

"I don't think you understand the 5 second rule."

"No, I don't think you understand the 5 second rule."

(And so on.)

Spoiler :

Internet Flea was Wedge Antilles!

Spoiler :

He was a member of the Town!

It is now Night Eight.


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ALIVE:

10 / 32

Buddhafish
johnhughthom
Kennigit
KingMorgan
Legato Endless
Riedquat
Snerk
Swammerdami
Tanar Aerdoth
Verarde


DEAD:

22 / 32

SamSniped - Bilbo Baggins

SouthernKing - Treebeard

Jarrema - Denethor

Winston Hughes - Grand Moff Tarkin

Visorslash - Bail Organa

Count Dingdong - Balrog

spaceman98 - Admiral Thrawn

Double A - Qui-Gon Jinn

Backwards Logic - Morgoth

Sprig - Yoda

remake20 - Jar Jar Binks

christos200 - Gollum

BSmith1068 - Barliman Butterbur

azzaman333 - Boromir

SamSniped (2) - Gimli

Arakhor - Haldir

Takhisis - Nazgûl

choxorn - Luke Skywalker / Luke Skywalker

edse - Mace Windu

JohannaK - Éowyn

Newyn - Gwaihir

Internet Flea - Wedge Antilles


The Empire has been eliminated.

The Morgoth faction has been eliminated.​

 

[Kennigit]

le sigh

 

[Riedquat]

Verarde, for town's sake! Kill Legato tonight! We need to know if there is still order or not, apart he is damned liar! And this is the last chance for town! If you have the ring keep it! If you kill Legato tonight I'll give you my kingdom, Gondor!


"Home is behind, the world ahead

And there are many paths to tread

Through shadow, to the edge of night

Until the stars are all alight

Mist and shadow

Cloud and shade

All shall fade

All shall fade"

 

[JohannaK]

wow

Much surprise

So townie

Many lynch

 

[Snerk]

Oh, su*k my lightsaber!

 

[Arakhor]

I find your lack of Town disturbing.

 

[Internet Flea]

((Go, Captain Picard!
Go, Harry Potter!
GO SPEED RACER, GO!!!))

 

[Legato Endless]

Now now town. Don't be too hasty now.

I am not going to let that happen tonight.

Heh, well played. A valiant effort and excellent analysis. if it came a bit sooner, that might have finished things.

Verarde, for town's sake! Kill Legato tonight! We need to know if there is still order or not, apart he is damned liar! And this is the last chance for town! If you have the ring keep it! If you kill Legato tonight I'll give you my kingdom, Gondor!

Really now, since when did you get the ability to parcel out anything in a faux medieval society Steward? Or are you a bard? It's getting difficult to keep track.

But seriously, the last of the Jedi am I. True story.

And don't kill Snerk. He's been a good if somewhat deceived ally through all of this and deserves the big win.

But like I guarantee the jedi just want to stall to kill tonight.

Incidentally, if you haven't completed your personal goal, tonight is an excellent chance for that.

 

[choxorn]

Why are so many dead people talking right now?

 

[Snerk]

^It's Lightsaber-Man! Kill him! *stabstabstabstab*

 

[Riedquat]

Really now, since when did you get the ability to parcel out anything in a faux medieval society Steward? Or are you a bard? It's getting difficult to keep track.

With my daddy and my brother killed, I am technically the Lord of Gondor, there is no Isildur heir around and nobody else from the kingdoms of men to dispute the right to reign Gondor, there is a crown and a throne, I as Steward offer this to whoever kills you tonight, I prefer if it is the warrior but anyone would do!

 

[Legato Endless]

With my daddy and my brother killed, I am technically the Lord of Gondor, there is no Isildur heir around and nobody else from the kingdoms of men to dispute the right to reign Gondor, there is a crown and a throne, I as Steward offer this to whoever kills you tonight, I prefer if it is the warrior but anyone would do!

Oh right. You're kind of an orphan now aren't you?

Sorry about your father. He got killed far too early here, and the film really wasn't fair to him. You're brother though...well, he kind of smelled of Bantha poodoo. What with throwing himself into corruption at the earliest opportunity. Way to embrace the stereotype Boromir.

Why are so many dead people talking right now?

I'm not a Jedi. I'm actually the Necromancer. Now go away ghosts. The time for sharing hasn't come yet.

 

[spaceman98]

I am the ghost of lynches past....


*fades*

 

[Newyn]

I thought it's obvious that our ghostly forms have overpowered Zack and we are now in full control of the game

 

[Kennigit]

Re legato: i was just too lazy before because i assume no one believed choxorn was rogue lol

But i got scared that maybe people really did believe ir

 

[Kennigit]

Also legato you know i cant do my action on myself

 

[Legato Endless]

On Second thought Steward, being an orphan must be hard. For your crimes of defamation against the order, I send you to your family.

 

[Zack]

Lightsaber Man waits patiently by the kumquat patch. (Do kumquats grow in patches? I don't know, probably.) Before too long, Riedquat approaches the fruits and performs his nightly ritual.

Smelling the kumquats.

Touching the kumquats.

Licking the kumquats.

Tickling the kumquats.

Becoming the kumquats.

Lightsaber Man creeps up behind the walking citrus and stuffs a ripe orange in Riedquat's mouth, who cries out in terror as he tries to spit out the abomination. Only one citrus for this man! But Lightsaber Man's grip is strong, and eventually Riedquat passes out. Lightsaber Man tries to slit Riedquat's throat, but a blade of plasma is not really designed for such use and the whole thing ends up being a decapitation. Riedquat's lifeless mouth will forever gag on blasphemy.

Spoiler :

Riedquat was Faramir!

Spoiler :

He was a member of the Town!

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The Warrior stands on the roof of Legato Endless' home. Well, it's more of a crouch, truth be told. Standing on the roof would look rather comical, not to mention the punishment it would inflict on the knees.

Legato fumbles with the key at the door. The Warrior silently drops down beneath him, spins around and slits Legato's throat all in one smooth motion. Lightsabers are so clumsy in comparison. Using one would assuredly have made this maneuver... trickier. Thank you, < product name removed after failure to give payment for this advertisement space. Please call 1-800-PLS-CALL to rent this space. >

Spoiler :

Legato Endless was Shaak Ti!

Spoiler :

He was a member of the Jedi Order!

Spoiler :

The Jedi Order has been eliminated!

Night summary:

&#8226; "Lightsaber Man" kills Riedquat (Faramir).

&#8226; The "Warrior" kills Legato Endless (Shaak Ti).

It is now Day Nine.


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ALIVE:

8 / 32

Buddhafish
johnhughthom
Kennigit
KingMorgan
Snerk
Swammerdami
Tanar Aerdoth
Verarde


DEAD:

24 / 32

SamSniped - Bilbo Baggins

SouthernKing - Treebeard

Jarrema - Denethor

Winston Hughes - Grand Moff Tarkin

Visorslash - Bail Organa

Count Dingdong - Balrog

spaceman98 - Admiral Thrawn

Double A - Qui-Gon Jinn

Backwards Logic - Morgoth

Sprig - Yoda

remake20 - Jar Jar Binks

christos200 - Gollum

BSmith1068 - Barliman Butterbur

azzaman333 - Boromir

SamSniped (2) - Gimli

Arakhor - Haldir

Takhisis - Nazgûl

choxorn - Luke Skywalker / Luke Skywalker

edse - Mace Windu

JohannaK - Éowyn

Newyn - Gwaihir

Internet Flea - Wedge Antilles

Riedquat - Faramir

Legato Endless - Shaak Ti


The Empire has been eliminated.

The Morgoth faction has been eliminated.

The Jedi Order has been eliminated.​

 

[Zack]

All result PMs have been sent.

(Also fixed the player list.)