Since it appears to be the 'in' thing to do, I will take the knife. Besides, I'm taller than the rest of you. Oh, and if the Bloated Councilor ever decided to become the Relieved Councilor, I humbly request he do so not in my presence.
On a more serious note, I would also like to announce something that concerns me greatly. I have been afflicted with a terrible curse that if not cured will cause my demise in a matter of days. I'm not certain of the exact timetable of when I'll die, just it will be in the near future if nothing is done. If there is anyone who may possess this cure, I would greatly appreciate if they were to come forward via PM.
((There's a good chance I will not be around much tomorrow. So if I don't respond to your PM in a timely manner, that's why)).