Office of the Chancellor

[GenMarshall]

The blood curclulating in CivGeneral's system beguins to boil after learning that the rebel troops were harassing New London. CivGeneral then closes his eyes just as Colonel Hildabrat arives. CivGeneral orders the Colonel to liberate New London from the hands of the rebels. "Yes sir" said the Colonel. Fuled by furiousness of CivGeneral's anger, Colonel Hildabrat lead an army to crush Classical Army and the Mercs leaving no survivors.

Several divisions of Colonel Hildabrat's army has crushed the Mercs. On the Zoi battlefront, Nobody failed to realized that the battledroids were actualy water proof and actualy moved forward to crush the Zoi army thus controling the southwestern portion of Fanaatian.

CivGeneral thought to himself "Why is Nobody's forces retalliating against the destruction of the Chansellory office."

OOC: Nobody, you have made several errors about my character:
1. I dont have a wife and kids
2. I hold a rank of Surface Marshal.
3. I am a cyborg, a BIG difference

 

[vikingruler]

From what I just read the battle is over, but you surrendered, so I might be missing something but either way:
*As vikingruler and his mercenary army are surronded by the Colonel's army and everything seems lost, a few ships came on the river near the battlefield and in them were a small group of my men who I left behind to tend to the ships. Then then disembarked and started to hew of the heads of the enemy soliders. I then started charging with the remainder of my original troops and joined the massacre. We fought through the enemy ranks and finally reached the colonel. I took a knife from my bear skin belt, cut his head off and stuck it on spear from one of my standard bearers. I then held it up and the enemy began retreating. *

 

[mhcarver]

our familiy has been captured and they leveled the town. The everyone else in the town was loaded into the churchs and they were burned down. They have repeated this in the hometowns or all of the Judical leaders"

damn, how did they find out about bertha unless that is they were talking about my estranged wife in which case the alimony payments are now done so the jokes on you nobody


Meanwhile,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

there was a planet , and on this planet was a race known as fanattanians, these people were always complaining and generally unhappy, most complained about issues such as the running of government and happiness was generally concerned with the acquisition of cities built by other people, in fact many considered the idea of existence at all to be crime, and 1370 years after a man was nailed to the cross for saying how good it would be if we were all nice to eachother, a citizen of this land thought up a solution and went off to tell the editor of the newspaper, however before that happened a terrible event occured and the idea was lost forever, this not that persons story but the story of a civil war between the nation and any resemlbance between that and the hitchikers guide to the galaxy is entirely coincidential.

The following is an excerpt from A complete history of the Fannatanian Civil War by froggus maximus(1870-1925 AD)
The Battle of Camelot
Initially after the war brokeout control of camelot immediately went to the Executive Army after the Chancellor seized power and ordered the president drugged and smuggled out of the city. For the course of roughly two months in 1370 the city was under more or less complete control of the EA as conflict waged across the lands and the Judicial Army organized after it's hasty retreat from Camelot on the night of the secession. Through these developments the chancellor ruled jointly between the capital and the EA's head city of Gordium, though clerical records suggest that the chancellors control in camelot was likely superficial and mainly a PR move in an attempt to consolidate imperial control. Because the loyalty of doublestack, the Governor of Fanashire was with the loyalists/JA the majority of the province stayed with the JA, meaning that any EA military force in the region was pointless, so as the loyalists built their armies up across the loyal regions and fought the rebels across the province, the JA was content to let the EA sit around in camelot and let it's forces die out , the secession of five cities in forming the republic of regentham during a failed cease fire talk led to the need for the JA to appear strong and unified to keep their base steady and the only way to appear to have legitmacy was to re-take the capital and have the president rule from his rightful position. Control of this mission logically would have gone to CG, the head of the army but he was busy on the central front tailing nobody's la cosa nostra regiment so the mission went to camelot times editor and frequent judicial official Mhcarver to take back, for this mission ,mhcarver was given control of the First Falls Church Howitzer division and two citizens militias to go up against the mercenary forces that were trying to hold the city as long as possible. The battle itself began when the two citizens militia's launched a two pronged assault on the eastern and western sides of the city while the FC Howitzers blockaded the river to prevent reinforcements from arriving and top officials accused of war crimes against loyalists from fleeing. While a military expert would describe the first engagement as inconclusive many considered it a defeat for the JA since both sides achieved equal casualties and the city did not fall. However shortly later a straight up charge at midnight by mhcarver led to the cities fall and it's return to loyalist hands.