Onan's Speed-Optimized GMR Game

[EEE_BOY]

On the contrary, Egyptians think the Roman annihilation of Indian land was necessary and welcomed. The past unstable Indian regime has created unrealistic fantasy for the warmongers. Now that the Northern part of the great plain is secured by the Roman Council and Russians have developed proper army to fend off aggressions, the world may enter into another peaceful development stage.

Egyptians have claimed for the first time the new technology leader. With Golden Age, gpt is pouring into the empire, stockpiling for the emergency fund that has just depleted for the first round of upgrade. Quickly clearing some military tech, Egyptians should be safe to withstand the test of another millennium.

 

[Onan]

The Songhai mourn the passing of our good friends and trading partners the Indians and condemn in the strongest terms possible the brutality of the Roman Scientific Expeditionary force. We hope that the Aztecs will teach the Romans a lesson in overextending themselves to gobble up helpless neighbors!

Mostly though we regret the passing of the Indians because we have now been exposed as the weakest military in the world, having been surpassed by both the formerly beaten down Russias. We wonder who will attempt to invade our ironless and defenseless lands to take our tents, huts, and large religious buildings.

Trifle not with the Roman Empire, nomadic herders, lest we claim your animals for our own.

Our scientific team was given free reign to address the issue of the time vortex as they saw fit. Destroying the automatons and occupying the Indian cities to continue our investigations was deemed the most appropriate action. They have the full support of the Roman senate, and the Emperor as well.

The craven Aztecs have offered us peace again, which we have rejected. With one hand they offer peace, while with the other they pillage our animals outside our capital! They have no concept of reparations. We will speak to them in a language they understand, and bring them what they deserve.

 

[Onan]

On the contrary, Egyptians think the Roman annihilation of Indian land was necessary and welcomed. The past unstable Indian regime has created unrealistic fantasy for the warmongers. Now that the Northern part of the great plain is secured by the Roman Council and Russians have developed proper army to fend off aggressions, the world may enter into another peaceful development stage.

Egyptians have claimed for the first time the new technology leader. With Golden Age, gpt is pouring into the empire, stockpiling for the emergency fund that has just depleted for the first round of upgrade. Quickly clearing some military tech, Egyptians should be safe to withstand the test of another millennium.

Caesar commends the consistency of Egyptian diplomacy, and the careful management of your scientific and economic achievements. We look forward to another millennium of friendly relations and common security and prosperity!

 

[Islandia]

Egyptians have claimed for the first time the new technology leader. With Golden Age, gpt is pouring into the empire, stockpiling for the emergency fund that has just depleted for the first round of upgrade. Quickly clearing some military tech, Egyptians should be safe to withstand the test of another millennium.

We Songhai congratulate the Egyptians on the start of your Golden Age of prosperity. We knew we could not long keep the mantle of most technologically advanced civilization in the world, and our long slow decline is only accelerating. Soon we will need to build armies just to defend ourselves from all the bloodthirsty tyrants near our lands and the march of elephants, longswords, pikemen and crossbows by those covetous of our fine mosques and centers of learning.

While the Egyptians are building observatories in their fertile river valleys, we will be fighting for our very existence.

 

[Tabarnak]

Going on a trip for 3 days. See ya Monday

 

[Onan]

Going on a trip for 3 days. See ya Monday

Vacation mode?

 

[LostKnight]

Happy Canada day Tabarnak!

 

[m4stermel]

Vacation mode?

Yeah! Will the real monty please stand up

j/k

 

[Onan]

Yeah! Will the real monty please stand up

j/k

Yeah, I don't think he'd like that....

 

[Tabarnak]

Vacation mode?

Yes and no

I feel much more tired than 3 days ago...but we had a lot of fun

Happy Canada day Tabarnak!

Thanks u2

 

[Tabarnak]

Onan is going to rape me

Obviously he got some help to raise this large army. From other friendly civs, but also from the easy and soft Indian cities. Those are helping the Romans will face him sooner or later. But i made a mistake by going for civil service before machinery. Result : Still waiting for that tech

The real battle will be between Egypt and Romans. Rome is mastering the real diplo window in this game. Monty is too arrogant

I will slowly die in next weeks

 

[Onan]

Onan is going to rape me

Obviously he got some help to raise this large army. From other friendly civs, but also from the easy and soft Indian cities. Those are helping the Romans will face him sooner or later. But i made a mistake by going for civil service before machinery. Result : Still waiting for that tech

The real battle will be between Egypt and Romans. Rome is mastering the real diplo window in this game. Monty is too arrogant

I will slowly die in next weeks

Actually, this army is entirely home grown and financed, with our own resources. It's nice to have the upper hand with you, for once!

 

[Tabarnak]

Actually, this army is entirely home grown and financed, with our own resources. It's nice to have the upper hand with you, for once!

Damn! You are lucky to have all these ressources! If i remember you have at least 4 cats and 6 swords. That makes at least 10 iron tiles.

Your army is going to ''rickroll'' a lot of cities

 

[EEE_BOY]

The real battle will be between Egypt and Romans. Rome is mastering the real diplo window in this game. Monty is too arrogant

Aztec used invalid assumption here. Egypt got machinery long before and was 2 turns away from Chivarlry. Soon the military power will grow to the second place. However Egypt will only use that army to deter any invasion instead of full scale assault on another civ. If Romans are willing to trade some incense after 20 turns, Egypt will stay peaceful and happy for the longest time if Romans want.

Aztec has Great Wall for protection, so your main cities will be fine. Dublin (correct?) could be lost, but again that's righteous liberation unless Roman decides to annex that.

 

[BlueCollar]

Aztec used invalid assumption here. Egypt got machinery long before and was 2 turns away from Chivarlry. Soon the military power will grow to the second place. However Egypt will only use that army to deter any invasion instead of full scale assault on another civ. If Romans are willing to trade some incense after 20 turns, Egypt will stay peaceful and happy for the longest time if Romans want.

Aztec has Great Wall for protection, so your main cities will be fine. Dublin (correct?) could be lost, but again that's righteous liberation unless Roman decides to annex that.

His border growth isnt that great. I dont think the Great Wall will help him much. Forest blocking line of sight might save him. Russia has decided to go into neutral mode. I have a lot of trips planned for the next couple months and will use the turn timer. Hopefully the AI wont see my defensive army and decide to go bonkers. I wanted my city back Tab but just couldnt afford to upgrade everything.

 

[Onan]

His border growth isnt that great. I dont think the Great Wall will help him much. Forest blocking line of sight might save him. Russia has decided to go into neutral mode. I have a lot of trips planned for the next couple months and will use the turn timer. Hopefully the AI wont see my defensive army and decide to go bonkers. I wanted my city back Tab but just couldnt afford to upgrade everything.

It's just this kind of situation where diplomacy can bring you what you seek!

 

[Onan]

Celebrations are stirring in Dublin, beneath the heel of the Aztec overlords. The people assist Roman troops with the best approaches to the city, and laugh openly at the fleeing Aztec general and his few remaining troops. Liberation is at hand! Caesar will return your city to you, fellow Plainsmen!

Roman knights pursue the last Aztec troops, in full rout for the safety of their Wall.

 

[Onan]

It's just this kind of situation where diplomacy can bring you what you seek!

In other words, speak to the other great rulers, who have more cash than the strapped Roman Empire, and you may finding your vengeance fully funded!

 

[Tabarnak]

Roman knights pursue the last Aztec troops, in full rout for the safety of their Wall.

Did you kill my gg?

Time for a super alliance against Rome?

 

[EEE_BOY]

Did you kill my gg?

Time for a super alliance against Rome?

Egypt Empire is struggling to get happiness, let along puppet any foreign city. A few more happiness buildings are urgent than military right now. We don't think Roman general will proceed to the forest.