Online Rorschach Test

[Mise]

Yeah, everyone knows that horoscopes and dream interpretation are the only way of truly knowing oneself and one's future.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Noobs, phrenology is obviously above such mundane methods.

 

[classical_hero]

Yeah, everyone knows that horoscopes and dream interpretation are the only way of truly knowing oneself and one's future.

Surely reading tea leaves is the way to go?

 

[Goodfella]

85%

nterpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Dance like nobody's watching." That' just stupid. Get a better motto.

Well shucks

 

[gay_Aleks]

Sickness Quotient: 51%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 51% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

•Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.


•Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.


•Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

JR as a veterinarian.

I've noticed most of those test results are rather... mean-spirited.