Only in America

... Do they worship junk-food, beer and that sorry excuse for rugby called football (of course, not the European Football) ...
 
Only in America...

...can people watch an actor/model...erm...a construction worker marry a stranger.

...can a show like Married by America exist.

...can someone be elected President while losing the popular vote.

...can it be better to be black than get a perfect SAT score.
 
Only in America...

... there are entire networks dedicated to black people, women, and gays.

... was the black network (BET) created by a white guy. (no joke!)

... do citizens care more about celebrities latest hairstyle than their current president.
 
Only in America...

Can you see the "Super Vegetable Chopper" on TV for just 3 easy payments of $19.99!

Adult Men whine and cry when they have their blood drawn.
 
can someone be elected President while losing the popular vote.
Churchill was elected Prime Minister in 1951 despite his party losing the popular vote.
Adult Men whine and cry when they have their blood drawn.
Happens everywhere.

Only in America...could someone complement a Briton on their ability to speak English.
 
Only in America...

People call the whole Great Britain England

People can kill and yet get only 20 years

When people say Africa, almost all of America thinks of giraffes.
 
Originally posted by puglover
People call the whole Great Britain England
I think they do that in many other places too.
Originally posted by puglover
When people say Africa, almost all of America thinks of giraffes.
Well of course that'd be in America! Where else would almost all of America think? :p

BTW, I think of lions. ;)
 
People call the whole Great Britain, England
It's acceptable to do that. Though it is confusing when you have to fill in forms asking for your nationality.
When people say Africa, almost all of America thinks of giraffes.
How the hell do you know that? If a scientist has done a study on this then I think someone should tell them to focus on something slightly more important. On that note I saw a study which asked Americans if they were wearing underpants (pants to them) or not. Something like 17% said they didn't know. The fact people didn't know is itself rather funny (I mean couldn't just they look down?) but what I find hilarious is that 17% people actually admitted they didn't know to a man with a clipboard. Not sure if this is limited to America but I thought I would mention it basically because I find it funny and this is the humour & jokes forum.
 
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: You picky cynic! :)
 
Only in America...
People eat ranch dressing on pizza :cringe:
People call Russians TO THIS DAY commies.
is where Charlton Heston lives. :vomit:
people accept Dubya as their president.
TV networks can strand celebrities in the middle of nowhere
 
jackass rocks man!!!!!:D :lol:
btw the show with alan alda is future science or something like that.I watch it on NGC
 
what do you mean?The show JACKASS is great and Alan ALda was in a science program shown on national goecraphic channel :D
 
JACKASS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! :rotfl:
I like the King Wee Man thing and I like Bam Margera and his hockey fights in hair salons, and all the crazy stuff he does to his parents. :D :rotfl:
 
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
:lol:

I believe they watch those in other countries too.. ;) Right? Please don't tell me we really are the only ones...
Unfortunatelly, you are right. It arrived Portugal quite recently,but it know strikes in force here, the stupidity TV :(

I don't see TV any more (once in 2 weeks or so, if any...) :(

Chee, I hate stupid TV :mad:
 
Only in America...

Purple Ketchup! :vomit:
 
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