Osama Bin Laden Jokes

[The BloodyBaron]

Bush and Osama are talking. Osama says " I see the future of New York it has lots tall buildings, banks, and churches. " So Bush stops and thinks and says " Well I see the future of Afghanistan. It has a little building here, a bar here, and signs everywhere. " Osama inquires what do the signs say. Bush replies " Hell I don't know. You better ask my friend HE can read Hebrew. "

 

[gerryandersson]

I don't get it.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

It means that Israel have invaded Aghanistan...

 

[The BloodyBaron]

Almost right. We turned it over to Israel

 

[Juize]

Ehe, ehe, ehe. Now, an old classic:
Sew Afganistan w/ viagra and a little pr##k will pop up!
Ehe, ehe, ehe. (Fake laughter)

 

[unknown_spirit]

This kid and his dad walk thru NY in the near future, and the dad says to the kid:
"look son, that's where the great Twin Towers once stood."
The kid replies:
"Dad, what's the Twin Towers?"
"Well, son, they were two of the tallest buildings in NY. Then some terrorists from Afghanistan destroyed them"
So the kid thinks about this for a moment, then replies:
"dad, what's Afghanistan?"

I know it isn't exactly a joke about Binny, but it's pretty close.

Go to www.policehumor.com and play the killosama game. Also, look at all the funny pics. Uncle Bin's Instant Anthrax got me. So did the magic carpet ones! Binny, if you're still alive, you've got a :rocket: coming with your name on it!