“Good night, Theadra. Good night, Tycho.”
Theadra looked up, lowering her quill with a gentle grin. “Good night, Callistus,” she said, waving. Tycho merely grunted, keeping his gaze fixed firmly on the report he was preparing for Caesar and the council tomorrow. The princess shook her head ruefully. “Don’t worry, my friend. We’re almost done. We’re only a few minutes behind you.”
Callistus chuckled. Using his free hand, he tipped his hat graciously towards her while the tap-tap-tapping of his cane filled the air as he worked his way out of the office, his stooped back hunched over, his gait measured, aching, and slow. Only when the sound of his passage had long faded away, did Theadra sigh noisily.
Tycho looked up, face disgusted at the interruption. “What?!” he barked, the scarred visage appearing almost like running wax in the dim candle light.
“You could at least try to be understanding,” she said, voice heavy with guilt.
“Understanding? For allowing violence in the street? For failing to do his job? For keeping an old man on the payroll when he is obviously some ten, fifteen years past his prime?” He sneered. “Please, Princess. Do not try to lay any simpering softness on me regarding this matter. Callistus has slipped up and now the country has suffered for it.”
“He’s been here doing his job longer than any of us have,” she retorted, face flushing. “Combined even!”
“Longevity at a job doesn’t mean aptitude, Princess. It means complacency, it means mistakes, it means sloppiness; as recent events have evidenced.” He sniffed, taking a sip of his brandy.
She growled. “You are the most pig headed, arrogant, egotistical, uncaring hunk of horse droppings I’ve ever met! How the hell you get off talking like you do amazes me, Marquis. Don’t you have any feelings?”
He tapped the burns across his skin with the tail end of his feathered quill. “Feelings? No, Princess, I don’t. Healed skin is tough and resilient and is devoid of nerves. And for that I am thankful because otherwise your bleeding heart on a relic that had outperformed his usefulness would be getting all over them.” He pointed to the shared document the three, now two, of them were working on. “And now tell me why we are still here finishing this up and Mr. Callistus has found it in himself to pick up and go home? Where is the fairness in that? Can you tell me?”
Struggling to keep her cool, Theadra reached over and slid Callistus portion of the report in front of her. She began to leaf through the pages. “He finished the portions that he needed to. If you had spent less time griping about it over the last few hours and more actually working on the task at hand, you’d be finished now as well.”
“If he had kept a better eye on the growing state of discontent of the plebeians, I wouldn’t have to waste my time detailing what the interruption of service had done to the production of the empire. He’s a waste and should be put out to pasture immediately. Don’t think if I don’t tell the king that.”
He scratched his words along the paper before him for almost half a minute before he realized that Theadra hadn’t answered him. Gritting his teeth at not having his thoughts and opinions answered by the astute and brilliant girl, he looked up, ready to deliver another purposefully infuriating jibe when he saw her intently reading something that Callistus had written down. “Hey!” he exclaimed, frowning deeply, “Have you not been paying attention to me?”
Theadra blinked, her eyes unfocused at first, catching his gaze. With a sardonic grin, she proffered the page she had been scanning and said, “Your wish is answered.”
“What do you mean, ‘my wish’, Princess. Don’t toy with me and play games.” He snatched the page from her, staring down at the tightly written words Callistus had labored over.
“He’s stepping down,” Theadra said, tapping the page with her forefinger. “And he’s suggesting to Caesar that I take over in his stead.”
“What?!?” the Marquis exclaimed. He read the page swiftly, digesting the entirety of it with a growing snarl and feeling of fury. “How DARE he!”
Theadra appeared confused. “How dare he what?” she asked.
“Now?! At a time when the empire needs him, he decided to quit NOW? That is absurd! Preposterous! Unconscionable!”
“Wait a minute,” she snatched the page away from him. “A moment ago, not even a minute ago, you were saying how he should be removed as counselor and now you’re unhappy with it?”
“Unhappy?” he asked. “Unhappy is when it rains outside. Unhappy is when your meat isn’t salted to taste. Unhappy is when your horse comes in third in a race instead of first. This is as far from unhappy as one can be, Princess. This is very, VERY, short sighted and improper of Callistus, I tell you what!”
“You are a piece of work, you know that,” she laughed aloud. “First you’re pissed off at him and now you are pissed off at him for the entirely opposite reason.” She waved the page. “He’s retiring! Good for him! He’s seventy-five for Zeus’ sake, let him retire.”
“But the timing, the timing of it!”
“So what?”
Tycho slammed the table with his free hand, upsetting the cup of sharpened quills. “You just don’t understand, Princess!”
“Actually, I do!” She laid a hand on his arm. “Believe it or not, I do.” She chuckled again. “So now I guess you’ll have only me to argue with at our weekly meetings.”
The Marquis said nothing, instead correcting the spilled feather pens and replacing them in their cup one at a time. When finished, he dipped his own back into the inkwell and returned to his task at hand. After a few minutes of writing, he stole a glance upward, surprised to find the Princess still staring at him. Conscious of being caught, he grimaced harder and went to return to his duty when she reached over and grabbed his hand at the wrist. Guiltily, he looked up.
She rubbed his scarred skin on his arm gently. “Don’t worry,” she said, trying to smile supportively, “We’ll get through this.”
Feeling the bluster drain away, he briefly allowed his concern to shine through. Patting her hand he felt a weight settle across his shoulders. “I hope so, Princess. I really do. I don’t know how we’re going to get along without Callistus to help us keep it together.”
Theadra shrugged. “We’ll have to all learn how to do our jobs pretty damned fast and learn how to pick up Callistus’ as well.”
Tycho frowned. “I hope that list of people that need to get better includes your brother as well.”
The princess sighed deeply, her youthful face etched with worry. “It absolutely does.” Together, Princess and Marquis lowered their heads and returned to their respective reports; neither one willing to discuss the disturbing matter before them any more.