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floppa21
Crusty Manhole
Pet Hates? I hate my neighbor's dog. I live in an apartment. They walk the dog every night. Soon as that dog hits the fresh air it's barking. For no reason. I'd like to cut it's vocal chords. 
If it were my dog, I'd beat it. With a hockey stick. Or a phone book. Or the phone.
A pet peeve of mine is stupidity. I guess it's more a lack of common sense, but as was said once before by a wise, wise man, right here in these forums, "Just how common is common sense?" That thing about people walkin down the street without hurtin themselves, heck, we're livin in those times. And yes, I meant it when I said I would beat the dog.
If it were my dog, I'd beat it. With a hockey stick. Or a phone book. Or the phone. A pet peeve of mine is stupidity. I guess it's more a lack of common sense, but as was said once before by a wise, wise man, right here in these forums, "Just how common is common sense?" That thing about people walkin down the street without hurtin themselves, heck, we're livin in those times. And yes, I meant it when I said I would beat the dog.
atawa
Mastered by puppets
I'm not bashing the us, only the presidential idiot
Whiskey Priest
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Pet hate (1): People who use internet shorthand (What the hell does IMHO mean? I know! I Masturbate, Holysh*t!!! Orgasm!!!!). Take the f***ing time, ***hole. If you are so busy you wouldn't be on the internet.
Pet Hate (2): Fat people who spend alot of time shopping at the grocery store. I used to work at grocery store and I would just stare at them thinking "if you're so selective how come your so goddamn fat!". Don't worry, I'm not talking about the pudgy, stout, stalky or plump people. I'm talking about the I'd-like-to-change-the-channel-but-remote-is-lost-in-my-many-rolls people.
Pet Hate (3): Anyone who uses the following terms: Boo-yah! Think outside the box. Dog gonit, Dang, Drats (say f***, like real people). Make like a tree and leave (yeah? well make like me and go f*** your mother!) French-Canadian (It's redundant, Canadian is a FRENCH word!!!!!, meaning french person living in Canada!!!) Or anyone who makes that stupid whipping noise.
Pet Hate (4): Television news. I don't nead some uppity b**** telling me who I should feel sorry for. I feel sorry for lots of people, and not just white people.
Pet Hate (5): Drug Dealers. I have never met one I liked. They are unreliable and would never be able to survive in any sort of organized market structure. They are lazy, bud snatching swine to the man. And by the way, stop acting so proud that you run your own "bidness". So what?! Eight year olds have lemonade stands and frankly I've met alot of eight year olds who are a hell of a lot smarter then you.
Pet Hate (6): Cars with alot of bass. Oh jee, thanks you prick, now I get to listen to your s***ty music aswell. I swear to god I want to break into their car and fix their "systems" (these quotes signal disgust) so It can only play one song, and that song will be the Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordan Lightfoot. Maybe after hearing that song a couple hundred times in a row, these miscreants will get depressed and shoot themselves in the head. C***suckers.
Pet Hate (7): Microwave Chinese Food. Its just horrible.
Pet Hate (8): Every stonebag who is "totally living in Amsterdam next year". How sad is it that your only ambition is to not be bothered while you smoke up?
I'm sure this post will be edited, but I'm think about things I hate, so I will use vulger language.
Pet Hate (2): Fat people who spend alot of time shopping at the grocery store. I used to work at grocery store and I would just stare at them thinking "if you're so selective how come your so goddamn fat!". Don't worry, I'm not talking about the pudgy, stout, stalky or plump people. I'm talking about the I'd-like-to-change-the-channel-but-remote-is-lost-in-my-many-rolls people.
Pet Hate (3): Anyone who uses the following terms: Boo-yah! Think outside the box. Dog gonit, Dang, Drats (say f***, like real people). Make like a tree and leave (yeah? well make like me and go f*** your mother!) French-Canadian (It's redundant, Canadian is a FRENCH word!!!!!, meaning french person living in Canada!!!) Or anyone who makes that stupid whipping noise.
Pet Hate (4): Television news. I don't nead some uppity b**** telling me who I should feel sorry for. I feel sorry for lots of people, and not just white people.
Pet Hate (5): Drug Dealers. I have never met one I liked. They are unreliable and would never be able to survive in any sort of organized market structure. They are lazy, bud snatching swine to the man. And by the way, stop acting so proud that you run your own "bidness". So what?! Eight year olds have lemonade stands and frankly I've met alot of eight year olds who are a hell of a lot smarter then you.
Pet Hate (6): Cars with alot of bass. Oh jee, thanks you prick, now I get to listen to your s***ty music aswell. I swear to god I want to break into their car and fix their "systems" (these quotes signal disgust) so It can only play one song, and that song will be the Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordan Lightfoot. Maybe after hearing that song a couple hundred times in a row, these miscreants will get depressed and shoot themselves in the head. C***suckers.
Pet Hate (7): Microwave Chinese Food. Its just horrible.
Pet Hate (8): Every stonebag who is "totally living in Amsterdam next year". How sad is it that your only ambition is to not be bothered while you smoke up?
I'm sure this post will be edited, but I'm think about things I hate, so I will use vulger language.
Women who try to justify their *****ing about men who ***** about women who ***** about toliet seats. It is easier to put the toilet seat down then to put your hand underneath the lip of the toilet seat, god knows what is there, and lifting it up. When you put it down you just have to push and ... bang! It falls down. Fart it! I will leave the seat down and pee! How do you like them cookies? (joking actually about peeing with the seat down, that is a pet hate along with not flushing, whether it be yellow or brown. Yellow still leaves a nice smell and ring to the toilet, just push/pull the little button/handle!).
People who are too lazy to find out what IMHO means. If you are too lazy to do a search on netiquet then get off the internet and SMBHDD(SuckMyBigHairyDonkeyDictation)!
People who think their post is going to be edited just because it is stupid.
Whhtsch!I agree with the frozen chinese food but I extend it to all frozen food. I hate all prepared frozen food.
I see no bashing just someone's comment on the prez which I happen to agree with. Tony Blair does out class him (this is comming from an American).
TrailblazingScot
I was kittenOFchaos
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allan
Cabrón
"Pet hate: Men who complain that women complain about the seat being up. How hard is it to pull it down?"
And I take it you lift it back up again when you're done, so that men likewise don't have to perform a motion before they go?
Rule of thumb: he or she who uses the bathroom, can adjust the toilet appropriately beforehand. Like I said, I don't tolerate other guys who leave the seat down and then pee (that is, when they get piss on the seat), either.
And I take it you lift it back up again when you're done, so that men likewise don't have to perform a motion before they go?
Rule of thumb: he or she who uses the bathroom, can adjust the toilet appropriately beforehand. Like I said, I don't tolerate other guys who leave the seat down and then pee (that is, when they get piss on the seat), either.
Magnus
Diplocat
I always keep BOTH seats down - but that comes more from many years of dog ownership than anything else...
FearlessLeader2
Fundamentalist Loon
I absolutely worship the ground you walk upon sir. You speak in vicious tones of my most hated sub-class of people, the willfully ignorant. The willfully ignorant are my pet hate.
gjts00
Arrogant American
When a fist fight breaks out, the tendency of fu*kheads who know neither of the participants to intervine & break things up. If it's a fair fight & both parties are willing to do battle...STAY THE FU*K OUT OF IT!!!
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I hate tweakers too. For those of you who don't know what a tweaker is...A crystal meth junkie. On top of doing some of the stupidest sh1t that you're ever likely to concieve of, they're just down right annoying!
[punch] [punch] [punch]I hate tweakers too. For those of you who don't know what a tweaker is...A crystal meth junkie. On top of doing some of the stupidest sh1t that you're ever likely to concieve of, they're just down right annoying!
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