Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

[Swein Forkbeard]

*I* am commander of the main army there, right?

Yay! Now we get to massacre Bantu peoples! Just not in South Africa, but in SOMALIA!

 

[Maniacal]

All righty then, we take Somalia!

 

[IronMan2055]

*sigh* i'll never be governur of anything besides that little island...

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Excellent, another glorious war against the despicable lawless nations of Africa. Grab your guns chaps, I hear they have some very pointy sticks!

The Chief of the Armed Forces has officially declared this to be "The War of Swahili Aggression, in which the Noble and Honourable British Forces shall bring Peace, Civilization and Order to their former lands". Works a bit better in the press than "The War Where Britain Utterly Massacres the African Nations Again", what what?

 

[Tycoon101]

So, how's your badboy? If you keep annexing, we might just get some badboy wars on our hands.

 

[Captain2]

@Kan, yeah actually this war is pretty much african agression since up until now I was trying for good terms with them, I even gave them back lands stolen by the Mamluks

@tycoon, I was a little suprised when i saw our BB level, .87/48.00

 

[Captain2]

alright.... don't worry I plan an update sometime next week, I'm just doing some preparation for a camping trip and I'm a little afraid of playing a bit and then not updating so I'm still here, just not entirely all there

 

[Captain2]

January 20, 1622

in response to the Swahili declaration the local British forces broke off the war with Persia and wheeled around to face their tribal enemy.

expecting a challenge equal to any other European army they attacked only when they outnumbered the Swahili, however after noticing around 400 enemy casualties per volley it was decided that lesser numbers could be allowed, soon Swein had the enemy in full retreat and Swahili was begging for mercy, unfortunately events occurring back in the home Islands forced the war to be cut short as well

The Chief of the Army, Mr. Saxon had been gathering support from his traditional home in Scotland in order to make a bid for power, since he had felt often overlooked in the Kings many conquests he created his own flag and gathered enough support in order to attempt to overthrow the British Monarchy

nobody yet knows what to expect but Kan has begun to enlist various heroes of the British Empire to his cause, The King is likewise trying to keep his followers and whoever gathers the most is certain to become the Masters of the Empire

 

[Maniacal]

Of course he chooses Lothain as his capital, I think that King Lot was a bit of a problem for King Arthur too.

Though it's been years since I've read anything on king Arthur.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Surely ol' Aberdeen should be my capital?

I fight not for the dominance of Britain, but for every subject of the King of Britain. Britons should be free, and no lord nor master should dominate the lands. I declare a new Republic of Britain.

 

[Maniacal]

I like how you don't have an army.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I fight through mere words and encouragement alone, apparently

Yo Captain, my maternal family live in what EU3 classifies as the Highlands. I demand that province for my army, for my people, for Scotland, for FREEDOM!

 

[Captain2]

yes.... give land to the rebels, I'll get right on that

anyway, now marks the divide between those who side with the Monarchy and those who side with Mr.Saxon

the winner shall be determined by who supports it

 

[Maniacal]

I support whoever expands my empire, I mean our Middle Eastern holdings, which will probably be Captain2.

 

[nodikus]

THe Royal Navy sides with the Crown.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

The Ministry of Silly Walks supports the Crown, assuming of course that I will be provided with additonal funds.

 

[Junglecutter]

Wait...so kan is the rebel?

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

I'm heading over to Scotland now to put down the rebellion.

 

[Captain2]

yep, Kan is acting as a rebellion, if enough people support him he becomes the new leader of Britain, if not the monarchy stays in place

either way, storylines tend to beat fighting the Swahili

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I support whoever expands my empire, I mean our Middle Eastern holdings, which will probably be Captain2.

I humbly remind the right honourable PrinceScamp that I was the first to vote for continuing the war against Persia. It shall be so when I gain power.

THe Royal Navy sides with the Crown.

I humbly remind the right honourable Nodikus that he is but a lowly crew member on U-45, and promotions and medals (and preventing people from being lost overboard) can only be controlled by me.

The Ministry of Silly Walks supports the Crown, assuming of course that I will be provided with additonal funds.

I have always supported and allowed the existence of the Ministry in my AAR's