Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

I humbly remind the right honourable Nodikus that he is but a lowly crew member on U-45, and promotions and medals (and preventing people from being lost overboard) can only be controlled by me.

in that case, stick with the king and go down as a hero of the Soviet Union :p
 
February 6th, 1622

Medieval 2 used for illustration purposes

Border clashes became increasingly frequent between the royalist and Republican factions, the first full out invasion was begun by the royalists who attacked a border fort during a visit by Kan in hopes of destroying the rebellion before it grew

General Swein was the only General who had unquestioned loyalties to the crown however he was still tied up in the middle east, and he was ordered to stay there because of suspicions of Governor Princescamps loyalties


General Pugwash II was called to lead the invasion of Scotland, he was given over 8000 infantry 1000 Cavalry and 4 Cannons, he requested extra backup but the King denied it on the grounds that they were only fighting rebels and shouldn't be worried about numbers as long as they had quality.

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The General observed the use of Scottish flags among these republican troops, it appeared that the Scottish supporters of Kan really couldn't care whether or not they were fighting for a republic but rather viewed this as a second Scottish-English war

The battle began well, Royalist Cannons blew holes all through the forts defenses and then proceeded to march into the fort itself, however it was discovered that using muskets in close quarters isn't as effective as the Republican axes and swords, the Royalists were forced out of the fort and General Pugwash and his remaining troops marched back to the border in hopes of preventing a republican invasion of England

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I sense dissent

LIES! FILTHY LIES! It does not say that anywhere.

(OOC: No, really when and where did I post that?

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Oh yeah, first page, I was wondering how long it'd take you to notice that, 19 days...)
 
yeah I found that while doing some fact checking.... since I have an idea on how to end this story that nobody would see comming

not that this is in danger of ending but it just occured to me so I had to see
 
What do you mean, Pugwash only has full loyalties? I mself am unquestionably a supporter of the crown!
 
I said Swein was the only General who's loyalties were not still questioned, as well as Nodikus would be the only loyal admiral and our ministry of silly walks would be the only loyal monty python sketch and so on since they were the only ones who had already supported the crown

now I have two of them, good choice e350 :p

It's not like I'm about to set up my own independent kingdom of Scampi Arabia-Middle-East, I rely on Britain's troops

sorry, I meant the end of the AAR not the storyline, I have no clue how to end this storyline since I need to see if some of the people who haven't posted yet will support Kan and overthrow the King or weither it will be business as usual
 
I'll wait for the start of the next game, kan.

As for this AAR, A battle between two fleets await...
 
Bah I am in Africa.
I even don't know about it.:p :crazyeye:

P.S. If I'll have knowledge about that rebellion, I'll support Crown.
 
Swein you may rebel, if you wish

and sorry junglecutter, but you had yet to declare loyalties

sparrow, yes you know about it
 
I knew you should have given me extra backup. :p

This loss has only re-enforced my loyalty to the Crown in England's glorious campaign against the rebel haggis-eaters!
 
Damn Traitor! I'll see that you hang from the highest yardarm in portsmouth for this!
 
Swein you may rebel, if you wish

and sorry junglecutter, but you had yet to declare loyalties

sparrow, yes you know about it

Rebellion! And I will try to oust Princescamp from his seat of power!
 
Two things.

1. Sparrow, your sigs wrong, I kicked him in the shin, not the chin.

2. Where is Swein? Cause if he is oveh in the middle east he shall be cwucifed well, even if he is a woman. I would also like to question him myself.
 
The King: London
General e350: British North America Mexico region
Governor Princescamp: The Governor's Palace in the province of Cairo, Egypt
Minister of Silly Walks Subi: Havana Cuba, in the ministry
Admiral Nodikus: Near Cairo
General Pugwash: Royalist- Republican Border on the republican side
General Sparrow: Governors Mansion, Cairo Egypt
General Tommy: British North America, Ottawa Province
President Kan: Fort on the Royalist-Republican border
General Swein: Middle East, Gaza
Admiral Junglecutter: Middle East, near gaza
Governor Nuclear- British North America, Manhattan in the Governors Mansion
General Tycoon:British North America, former Cherokee Lands
Governor Ironman:little Island just off India, Governor's Hut
Naval Minister Kal: Calais

Royalist Republican Unaligned
 
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