Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

who what? ive never heard of a landmass called "america" the world is square remember!? having sombody sail west as the map suggests would be death!
surely you dont... on second thought why dont you lead the sailing west? im sure well all be surprised when you come back with incredibly useful information. :mischief:

I got the information about these far off lands from a revelation from God, of course. :mischief:

I would be perfectly fine with being an explorer an leading an expedition around this newfound continent or Africa. It is my divine duty unto my Lord.
 
Nodikus? But he's an admiral. meh. PM sent
 
yeah, Nodikus took you over there in his ship, finding the coast, you were dropped on the mainland, joint discovery
 
Meh.

Invade Scotland!!!
 
France, Scotland and Norway have declared war on England and Portugal, Updating comming
 
English War room

after listening to the advice of those around him the king ordered an invasion of Scotland, who had already begun an invasion of england

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Sparrow and Tycoon were to lead the inital push to get those damn Scots out of england, meanwhile Prince was to keep Calais from falling into French hands, and by the end of this update he had successfully defended it three times

Nodikus was recalled from the New world in order to provide backup to Junglecutter in patrolling the channel, thanks to new funding the Navy had received made sure there were enough ships to secure the channel and waters around the Isles from the combined forces of the Norwegian, Scottish and French

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meanwhile on the Scottish front, with the help of Norwegian troops Scotland had succeeded at stalling the English advance at the old border, The King decided that something would have to be done in order to swing the war in the english favour, he recalled Kan's army back from Ireland despite his protests that we was being used too often, in order to level the playing field The King raised a new army and placed himself in charge of it

Kan and Sparrow successfully took the Scot capital, Tycoon took the opporunity to siege the province next to it, during all this the King's Own Rifles division were landed behind Scottish lines thanks to a transport from Admiral Nodikus

the Scottish army was soon destroyed by the forces comming at it from both the north and south and surrended all but its capital, leaving England in control of everything else, until the truce expired at whitch point the English army returned and annexed Scotland once and for all


however the war with france and norway continue, they are offering a white peace while the King considers it

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already grabbed them, we just seem to be missing the whole *yoink* factor in order to keep them

France is refusing to give them to us despite a +28 warscore, sheesh
 
Separate peace with Norway would be our best bet.

Would an invasion at Normandy be a feasible idea? If we annex Northern French coastal soil, we could have a shot at crippling its Offensive capabilities towards the Homeland and aiding the defense of Calais.
 
An invasion of Norway would be useless. It provides no strategic advantage to our empire, whereas France is a nearby and direct threat to both our mainland and our colonies. Norway's navy could easily be stopped by a naval blockade, but France's navy can sprout from 3 places.

Instead of taking French soil, we could annex Brittany and stop France's navy / Take Tangier down in Morocco (The place that is across from Granada) and block entry to and from the Mediterranean.
 
I am rather pleased to announce that the war with Norway is now over....

in order to gain leverage for our claims on Orkney I launched an invasion of Iceland

they still wouldnt give them to us but I discovered Iceland is a colony, so I stole it... we've agreed to a "white peace" :p
 
its not like they need it.... its closer to us anyway

and the war with france is now over resulting in a white peace, meanwhile our colonial advances are being slowed by some kind of native to this land, due to their poor manners and habit of attacking us we now refer to them as "New French people" although i admit its a work in progress
 
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