Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

[e350tb]

Sorry I've been away a day or so, I've been on RRT2.

May I recommend continuing efforts in the New World? If we allow the French scum or the Spanish/Portuguese to take English (or are we British?) territory....uhhhh!

 

[Captain2]

so far the only other nation in the new world is Portugal, our closest ally, however we shall continue expansion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karamanid

according to that they did use the star of david

 

[Captain2]

Thursday 9, November 1484

In light of recent events the King has decided to hold a gathering in the capital, he has sent for all commanders in the Isles to return to London at once, he has even provided ships to drop by English European holdings in order to bring Pugwash, Sparrow and Princescamp back on time

For those in the colonies, a large case with a note attached has been sent to Nuclear and his pet Hitti along with a letter of explanation from the King and direct orders from Kan that only the governor may see its contents

The King has promised that the crate bound for North America and the gathering in London will be well worth viewing or attending

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Wow, the Ottomans are tearing up Hungary.

Also, is that Austria in Northern Germany by Denmark?

 

[Captain2]

yep... thats Austria

 

[Nuka-sama]

So, I am the govener of all English holdings in North America?

 

[Captain2]

yep, however I still need a general to go over there, the Natives are attacking our colonies and need to be taken care of

 

[Nuka-sama]

What about my request for a colony in Manhatten? I want that to be my colonial capitail.

 

[Captain2]

we're working to it... unless I have a connection to it my odds of success over there are rather poor

 

[Nuka-sama]

drat. Oh well, come on Hitti, let's go kill some natives!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

We need to send someone over to the New World to teach the natives of our civilized silly walks.

 

[Captain2]

right... any applications for an General who would like to see the world and meet/kill new and interesting people being taken, aka who would like a transfer?

also since the last mini-update isnt getting that much attention I'll just leave an image up and allow people to ponder it

 

[Tycoon101]

[/foreshadowing]

right... any applications for an General who would like to see the world and meet/kill new and interesting people being taken, aka who would like a transfer?

I'll transfer. As long as we fight to stop those natives from destroying our economic holding, I will kill for the crown!

 

[Swein Forkbeard]

Do I need EUIII to join! If not, then may I join?

 

[Captain2]

sure, welcome aboard

I hate to bring this back but....

British War Room

as you can see we are at war with Denmark, Norway and France.... however its not the Norway and Denmark who are really our problem right now...

as you can see our buffer is being overun quite badly, rough estimates of their troops are comming in at 10,289 Cavalry and 12,937 Infantry... however the only troops we can spare are already being fought in Morbihan 2,997 Cavalry and 7,145 Infantry

besides crying and moving the capital to the colonies, any ideas?

 

[Nuka-sama]

Move the capitail to Manhatten?

 

[sirtommygunn]

beg for mercy and let them have brittany?

 

[nodikus]

Abandon western europe for now and focus on norway and denmark.

 

[Nuka-sama]

hang sirtommygun for treason?

Edit: And Nodikus?

 

[Maniacal]

YAY! WE FORMED BRITAIN!

WOOT!

Okay, now, hire mercenaries? Perhaps we have to abandon Brittany?