Pirates or Ninjas?

Who is more awesome?


  • Total voters
    196
Pirates are still winning?

I think it's just bored lurker-trolls who want to keep hearing amazed exasperation.
 
They just think they have the treasure, ninjas unburied it & stole it years ago. :D
Ninjas don't have treasure, everyone knows that. You're silly, sily Narz.
 
Ninjas don't have treasure, everyone knows that. You're silly, sily Narz.
Ninjas don't need treasure because they can feel rich just basking in how awesome they have. No matter how many gold necklaces (
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) pirates capture it's not going to change the fact that they're smelly brutes hated the world over.

Also the people who hire ninjas probably keep 'em laced in whatever wine, women & worldly things they could want but ninjas are smart enough not to get seduced by these things lest they grow soft.
 
I demand your proof.
 
Ninjas weren't celibate... They were armed peasants who stood up to the mighty samurai to defend themselves, become awesome in the process.


That said, Narz's attraction to ninjas is almost as creepy as Lefty's attraction to monkeys.
 
But pirates are ********. And ninjas rule. And they are catching up on votes. The country that ninjas come from has only lost one war in 2000 years (WWII). The countries that pirates come from have lost many wars. And ninjas have a good emoticon in the forums. Pirates don't.

thats what i looked like to me
 
Read the 1st and last bit of the post. Ninjas actually have an emoticon. Pirates dont, and pirates are also REALLY ********. And at the time they were catching up on votes. But coming from Medieval Japan is still really cool though, because you can easily assasinate your enemy and not get caught, AND you get Katanas and Shurikens and whatnot...
 
Modern ninjas don't kill, they just defend themselves. And a pirate emoticon was shown a page back. And those who claim that ninjas are awesome cause they come from Japan, pirates come from all countries, including Japan.
Those who say that pirates are ******** without posting reasons are ********.
 
Modern ninjas don't kill, they just defend themselves. And a pirate emoticon was shown a page back. And those who claim that ninjas are awesome cause they come from Japan, pirates come from all countries, including Japan.
Those who say that pirates are ******** without posting reasons are ********.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Who ever said modern ninjas don't kill?
That's exactly what ninjas want you to think. They want you to think that you are safe, although the odds are extremely high that you are under ninja watch right now. As for japanese pirates, they are just wannabe ninjas. They're rejects.
 
Fine, how do they kill them without anyone noticing they are gone?

If you knew, the ninja's would have to kill you. If i knew, i'd already be dead.

Besides, they could just infiltrate the media and police so that no one ever found out.
 
He's nuts if he thinks he could take out some ninjas with $4 karate lessons. :D

He is not. The sign reads "Family kidnapped by ninjas need money ($) for (4) karate lessons".
 
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