possible the worst movie of all time?

[Fifty]

What, you don't like anal sex in the mud?

I don't, so I'll second this vote.

I mainly don't like idiotic and nonsensical movies that try to masquerade as "deep" or being about "existential philosophy" or other such nonsense. Its just worthless crap designed to make emo kids love it and think they are smart for loving it, kinda like Eternal Sunshine (another real piece of crap movie)

 

[REDY]

Armageddon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I mainly don't like idiotic and nonsensical movies that try to masquerade as "deep" or being about "existential philosophy" or other such nonsense. Its just worthless crap designed to make emo kids love it and think they are smart for loving it, kinda like Eternal Sunshine (another real piece of crap movie)

That too. I wanted to slap that one lady everytime she spoke.

 

[Kozmos]

Still Battlefield Earth beats all of them.

 

[Phlegmak]

The first Resident Evil movie was totally stupid. I was considering seeing the new one, Resident Evil Apocalypse or whatever it's called. Has anyone seen it and is it worth my time and my hard earned money?

 

[The Yankee]

No... we've made even worse movies than that one. Though I admit it's probably the worst for its insane budget. Another movie which was really bad despite its big budget was Pearl Harbor. I've rented the dvd but I haven't even watched it fully.

I've seen a lot of awful movies, but the good thing is that most are, fortunately for you, widely unknown. French people are very good when it goes about making crappy movies.

Pearl Harbor had barely anything to do with Pearl Harbor. I remember the commercials making the previews of the attack, but until I saw it, I didn't realize the preview length was about the time they game to the actual Pearl Harbor. I knew it'd have some sappiness factor in it...but...wow...just........whoa.

I remember wondering "Um....what did I just watch? Was that the right movie?" afterwards. Yes, it was on TV, but nothing else was on, so I stuck with it.

 

[The Yankee]

Still Battlefield Earth beats all of them.

The book was entertaining, even though it was lightweight. But when I saw the movie...wow...I don't think they even read the book. Just......wow. That's pretty much my reaction to all of it.

 

[Swedishguy]

Any Pokemon movie sucks terribly, they all rank as the worst movies ever in my book, along with most little-kid movies and any movie about horses.

*Swedishguy suddenly gets an aggressive look on his face*

They're good, and absolutely not the worst!

 

[Merkinball]

There are some honorably bad movies mentioned. Such as Battlefield Earth, Gigli, and Waterworld.

But how about The Day After Tomorrow? Escape from LA? Doom? Anything with the Rock in it?

How has nobody said Cliff Hanger? Oh God was that incredibly horrible. Easily the WORST movie ever made.

 

[Serutan]

Plan 9 has to be the worst. It is unintentionally funny precisely because it is so bad.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I actually want to see that one. If I find it amusing, it will have entertained me more than, say, Bio-Dome (I walked out of that one - and I was watching it at a friend's house!)

 

[Ecofarm]

There are some honorably bad movies mentioned. Such as Battlefield Earth, Gigli, and Waterworld.

Waterworld was good.

I once started watching a movie that had Tom Hanks in it. I figured, how bad could it be (it has Hanks)? Well, it was bad. I still don't know the name of it, but Hanks was a "southern gentleman" in the "old days" and he rented an old lady's basement in order to tunnel and rob a bank. He hired a bunch of morons and they faked band practice while digging. It wasn't funny at all. I hated it, but I kept watching, thinking that the movie had to turn around, since it had Hanks. Well, it didn't. In the end, they all start dying, and I could not be happier. The movie sucked so bad, I wanted them all dead, asap - even the nice old lady.

 

[jeps]

There was some really bad Robin Williams movie with all sorts of big names in it.

Forget what it was called.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Every Robin Williams Movie of the Last Decade?

And the Hanks one was probably Ladykillers. Although I never saw it.

 

[azzaman333]

The Wannabes. *shudder*

 

[jeps]

i dont mean bad, i mean REALLY REALLY bad.

Like RV, but with more stars in it.

or like Aladdin's Math Quest. Oh god. they just ruined another disney movie by making 5 bad sequels, but then theres this. Bizarrah, the evil genie has escaped from her lamp and is on the loose. She has imprisoned Jasmine, Abu and Aladdin in Agrabah, and hidden pieces of her magic lamp in the Magic Carnival and the Upside Down Pyramid of Very-unkammen. It takes all maths skills, from addition and subraction to patterns, estimation, logical reasoning and more, to rescue them, find the lamp pieces and stop Bizarrah once and for all.

 

[azzaman333]

or like Aladdin's Math Quest. Oh god. they just ruined another disney movie by making 5 bad sequels, but then theres this. Bizarrah, the evil genie has escaped from her lamp and is on the loose. She has imprisoned Jasmine, Abu and Aladdin in Agrabah, and hidden pieces of her magic lamp in the Magic Carnival and the Upside Down Pyramid of Very-unkammen. It takes all maths skills, from addition and subraction to patterns, estimation, logical reasoning and more, to rescue them, find the lamp pieces and stop Bizarrah once and for all.

I groaned very loudly when I read that...

 

[jeps]

I blame IMDB. Until reading that I existed peacefully. Now I want to harm someone's well-being, or at least script-writing ability.

 

[Phlegmak]

The first Resident Evil movie was totally stupid. I was considering seeing the new one, Resident Evil Apocalypse or whatever it's called. Has anyone seen it and is it worth my time and my hard earned money?

So no one can advise me?

 

[The Yankee]

But how about The Day After Tomorrow?

It's a decent time killer...but when you think about the Goreicanes in that movie and everyone fleeing to Mexico, that's when it feels kinda trippy.