Pranks

[Jawz II]

share with the rest of us funny stuff you mightve done

here are one of mine

this was when i was about 12, id just gotten this really realistic looking cap gun, it was a .38 replica

so me and my friend walk up to a green bmw thats parked with the driver in it, a man maybe mid. 40s, my friend shoves the gun in the guys face and unloads

the poor bastard looked like he had a heart attack

i kinda regret that now, but at the time we ran away, and laughed our asses off

 

[LLXerxes]

one time I gave away my friends phone number online and a bunch of guys called him
and I told a potential child molesterer I went to USC when he asked about my school, but that doesn't count as a prank... but he started swearing me off...

 

[Jawz II]

thats actually pretty funny

1 reply!?

come on people!
you mustve done something bad

 

[Suppersalmon]

I once hid in a cuboured for along time at school waited for the teacher to open it then bamm i jumped out scared and scared her it was worth the back ache just for that

 

[AceChilla]

share with the rest of us funny stuff you mightve done

here are one of mine

this was when i was about 12, id just gotten this really realistic looking cap gun, it was a .38 replica

so me and my friend walk up to a green bmw thats parked with the driver in it, a man maybe mid. 40s, my friend shoves the gun in the guys face and unloads

the poor bastard looked like he had a heart attack

i kinda regret that now, but at the time we ran away, and laughed our asses off

Someone tried to do something similair with my dad. He stood in front of the car with a fake gun. My father ducked under the dash and drove right at the sorry guy. The guy was lucky, he had just a few bruses. That's also funny

I also did prank call's. we did a questionary, we started with normal questions and they got more and more ridicolous until the victim hanged up. Like: in what clothes do you sleep, what kind of toilet paper do you use, do you like it. What do you like about it ect.

Funny to hear the people trying to give answers at the most ridicolous questions while we laughed our asses off.

 

[Perfection]

I always like the old white-out on the fingernails trick.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

I don't follow Perfection

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Put a drop of white-out (TypEx here) on each fingernail. Hang hand over cubicle wall. Wait for person in neighbouring cubicle to go insane.

Reminds me of the "attach toilet paper to shoe" prank, on the same mechanic... people who don't ask go insane, but if they ask they're dreadfully impolite. And if you deny it, they're insane too.

 

[Pangur Bán]

I'd often write lover letters from one person I knew to another. The results were often hilarious. We wrote a letter to an RA from a girl we knew he liked. Oh . . . the laughs. He phoned her up, asking about it. He made a right plonker of himself. There was a psycho schizophrenic guy who happened to have homosexual leanings. We put a letter under his door from a friend we knew, inviting him over for sex.

A friend and I once forged a University Health Center letter which told a friend, falsely, that they had various STDs. The person freaked out, and it was amusing

A minor prank I always like to do, is to take a screenshot of someone's desktop, then hide (deselect "Show Desktop Icons"), then make the screenshot the background.

 

[classical_hero]

This prank that I did was quite cruel, to the girls that is, but it is very funny.

This prank happened a few years ago at a Family camp that My church and a few other churches went on. After we had gone to the local recreation centre, a friend and I decided that we were going to wait for these three girls to come. These girls never knew that we were waiting and when we heard that there voices were loud enough, we jumped out from behind the shed and scared them so much, that it must have woken almost everyone in the small coastal town that we were, not just the campsite that we were staying at. The girls must have jumped up atleast 30cm from the ground as a result of their fright. It was also a good thing that they were talking about ghosts and things of the sort, just to get themselves in the mood for a big scare. I found this latter after talking to the girls.

 

[Immortal]

All my pranks are far, far, far, far too horrible to put on a famiy oriented website.

Specifically involving the ones with defecation.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I didn't do pranks in school. I beat people up every now and then, tho.

 

[King Alexander]

Well, I liked to scare other people.

I have a cousin who is really scared when she's closed to chickens

Sometime, we were on a mountain, it was summer, and by coincidence, there were a few chickens around. I chased one and cought it My cousin had turned her back and hadn't seen what I was doing.

Anyway, I slowly went behind her, leveled the chicken around her head, so when she was going to turn, the chicken would stand eye-to-eye with her

I then called her, and she turned.... she was FREEZED for a few moments when she stood eye-to-eye with the chicken.... I were afraid if she was o.k!

After a few more moments she finally managed to scream!!! :devil2: Now, just imagine how scared the chicken had become!!! I had scared both!

I had fulfill my desire of scaring her(since she's not scaring easy with other things), but I somewhat felt sorry for her

 

[classical_hero]

All my pranks are far, far, far, far too horrible to put on a famiy oriented website.

Specifically involving the ones with defecation.

Go on, give us one.

 

[stratego]

When I was four I superglued my uncles pajamas to his bed while he was sleeping, but never anything major.

 

[Colonel]

Insanity. I hope I dont get banned for the next line but its what I said when I pranked someone. I was talking to the parent in this prank

Hello, this is Geltrex, we were wondering when we would recieve payment on the Dildo 9000. It was sent to your residents to a Ms.Blank(Someone I knew from school-not real name of course). BLANK(the parent screams up the stairs and starts yelling).
Then asks How much was this product. $49.98 with tax and shipping and handleing. Then I cracked up and started laughing. There was another line in there but I will not say it on the off chance I will get banned but needless to say it described what the product did.

Another of mine
I called a number and screamed into the phone HELP!!!!!!!! Hes goin kill me with other people in the back round yelling noises like they were being killed. then another help. then dropped the phone and made a sound like I was getting grabed by the throut and it was getting sliced open. Then someone else got a scary voice and said into the phone Your Next! then clicked off.

 

[Mathilda]

This was in college, we lived in a dorm, two sharing each room.
We hid an alarm clock in desk drawer in the room of these two guys, set it to go off at 3am and locked the draw. In a draw above it we put a note: 'Looking for the key? Try under the rug.' under the rug there was another note: 'Unlucky. Try under your matress.'
This went on for 6 or 7 notes, can't quite remember, finally leading to the key.
Hilarious in the morning, guys didinät look like they'd had a good nights sleep.

 

[Yaniv]

Not much:
1. One time my sister innocently finished using the bathroom and stepped out. I was on the other side of the hall. The instant the door opened, I charged towards her with a broom stick. Didn't touch her, but she was horribly frightened.

2. Another time, I hid in my sister's bed under her thick winter blankets. She entered the room and after a few moments... well same results as above.

 

[DS_Legionary]

I'd say my best prank right now is currently in the works. It wwon't be happening till the summer, but it's going to be awesome. I live about a mile away from a big cow pasture, and I really don't like my neighbor. So, I'm going to completely fill the bed of my truck with cow dung and dump it on their front lawn. I'm waiting till the summer for two reasons, one it will be easier to stay up that late, and two it will smell worse when its hot outside.

 

[SeleucusNicator]

With the advent of expanded freedom in college, I like to think that my best prank days are ahead of me. But this thread does make me think fondly upon high school.

Well, let's just say there was some "exploring of the diplomat", as the kids say these days.