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russische strontbommen trololololo


(note: I found out meanwhile that this means "russian turdbombs trolololololo" in Dutch O_O )
 
Jon Snow is dead, but Melisandre will raise him like Beric Dondarrion was.
Although Martin is a real bastard when it comes to killing off characters we love (looking at you, Ned) there's something just not right with Jon's death. It looks like he's been given too much importance to the story to die like that. And, if Thoros of Myr, a second-rate priest by his own admission was able to raise Beric from the dead, what might Melisandre be capable of? Not to mention that it would give her a handle on Jon, and bind him to her.
 
"Stop!" says the red light,
"Go!" says the green,
"Maybe..." says the yellow light,
Twinkling in betwen.

"KNEEL!" says the demon light,
With it's eye of coal.
Sauron knows your license plate
And stares into your soul.
 
However, women are not under-represented in politics, as they make up 54% of the vote.
 
Fortinbras
 
DonkeyEater: Chester, don't giggle.
ChesterB: I don't giggle.
Nixxx: We all know you're giggling, honey.
DonkeyEater: I call dibs on your buttcheeks.
ChesterB: stahp, ppl.
ChesterB: just stahp.
DonkeyEater: YOU CAN'T TELL THAT TO A RAMPAGING BEAR THAT WANTS YOU FOR DINNER CAN YOU?
Nixxx: Ermahgerd Chestur tasteeh
DonkeyEater: THE BEAR EATS YOU ALIVE , CHESTER YOU CAN'T TELL IT TO STOP
DonkeyEater: MAKES NO SENSE MAN
ChesterB: wat
DonkeyEater: ARE YOU GIGGLING YET???
 
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