Quick! Hit ctrl(or command)+v, number 2

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're ****!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.
 
½⅕

(5 chars)
 
D0UB1EA: Nipples is about 1.5x stronger than me
 
"The War Between the States"

~a drama in one act~

*A fellow takes his evening constitutional. On his ambling, he encounters another fellow, viciously beating his dog.*

First Fellow: "Oi! Stop treating your dog like that!"
Second Fellow: "No! It's my dog, I'll do as I like."
1: "You can't, it's illegal- I'll call the police!"
2:"You should buy the dog off me, then I'll stop."
1:"Well, okay, if that's what it takes..."
2:"What? NO!"
1:"But you sa-"
2:"Shut up, I'm quitting."
1:"I don't... What?"
2:"Perish, tyrant!" *swings fist*
1:"Oh, jeez, wow, what the hell!?"
2:"Have at thee!" *swings again*
1: "Christ!" *punches*
2: *falling to the ground* "Fascist!"
1: *gathering up dog* "You are a very strange person." *departs*
2: *muffled* "I shall rise again!"
 
Arexthia (2 NPCs)
Tengalu'kulchen (1.5 NPCs)
Masia (0.5 NPCs)
Valmere (3 NPCs)
Torrmor (moved forward)
Colomestrisa (1 NPC)
Hydragia (4 NPCs)
Movadimn
Dai Khol
Jedorra
Asgarnia
Charj
Irran Emp.
Michilimackinac
Yyaraskihn
ættkvísl hvala
Eben
 
GoukisanLAD: rofl
Zyngo: death to the green people!
GoukisanLAD: Zyngo, got a deathwish?
Zyngo: Yeah, yours
AlexSSS: at least I have chicken
Zyngo: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Zyngo: *Jenkins
Zyngo: crappy keyboard
AlexSSS: may you step on a lego!
GoukisanLAD: Ouch! Harsh, dude!
frankiebev: hey hey, no insults, Alex
AlexSSS: hey hey, no mini-modding, frankie
frankiebev: but... i'm the moderator
Zyngo: still, mini-modding is not allowed
frankiebev: *facepalm*
AlexSSS: RP-ing is not allowed. That's second .
frankiebev: you just said no minimodding, STOP THIS!
AlexSSS: no capsing. that's the third. i'm filling a report
GoukisanLAD: Alex, add to that that frankie put his real name as username. I know him on Facebook, he's Frankie Beverly Dawson
AlexSSS: ooooh, yeah. you'll be de-modded in no time!
frankiebev: Alex, you put your real name too.....
AlexSSS: nope, my name is Steve :P
frankiebev:
Zyngo: insults! one more, Alex!
frankiebev: that's it, i'm gonna ban you all.
AlexSSS: power abuse! Keep it going, frankie!
Zyngo: Ooooh, dangerous!
frankiebev: Alex, you , stop that!
TanRaffle: hey there,friends!
GoukisanLAD: sup tan.
frankiebev: Hello Tan!
AlexSSS: stop harrassing tan, frankie!
TanRaffle: wutf?
frankiebev: I didn't even..... whatever
Zyngo: LIES! another rule breach!
[System message: frankiebev has been removed from position {moderator} by Administrator ehu555 for the reason : "lol frankie, u ed up!"]
[System message: AlexSSS has been promoted to position {moderator} by Administrator ehu555 for the reson : "vae victis, friend"]
Zyngo: yeah! hooray for Alex!
[System message: AlexSSS has been promoted to position {Administrator} by Administrator ehu555 for the reason : "we need more liek you"]
[System message: ehu555 has been removed from position {Administrator} by Administrator AlexSSS for the reason : "stupid reason for promoting Alex"]
[System message: ehu555 has been permanently banned by Administrator AlexSSS for the reason : "spelling mistake in Alex' promotion"
Zyngo: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
GoukisanLAD: sheeeeeeeeeeit
frankiebev: *facepalm* *facefist*
TanWaffle: wow, ehu is out forever and Alex is admin? THIS WORLD IS DOOMED! RUN FO YOUR LIVES!
frankiebev: Also heard the pope in Vatican left his position....
TanWaffle: ZOMFG ! Internet and religion no longer exist, ehu is banned and it's 2 AM!!!!! waaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhwehtfgk!
AlexSSS: derp.
TanWaffle: wise words, Alex. Wise words indeed.
 
"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
Cop a feel Copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? just jot me down on your to-do list under "put out like a fire" 'cause

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Edible strange how do i get in your pants when you're tick tockin' them
Serious levis? so tight can't be classified that's why I'm here to fill that opening
Make a seasoned pass to mount that *** and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance
Let's go feng shui the **** around my digs like a superball bring that sunny side up and

I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
 
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