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Sonereal: Hello Celt
Sonereal: Just in time for sibling cat *******
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Sonreal: Lupin III steals two things: valueable goods and the virginity of women
 
acute-angled triangle
 
Operation Sea Lion can be waged anytime after the fall of France, however note that the fall of London will trigger an automatic DOW from the Soviet Union.
 
Kepler-37b
 
queen
 
KaiserElectric: :|
KaiserElectric: Sam
KaiserElectric: Marcus isn't fast enough and gets a shoulder full of lead
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: "YOU***********, DOG-******* LITTLE ****!"
KaiserElectric: The thug who shot at you laughs.
KaiserElectric: Sigh
KaiserElectric: Nothing else happens
KaiserElectric: Marcus' turn
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: But
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: I assume over 5 seconds have elapsed?
KaiserElectric: He notices the thug who shot him look down. The smile disappears.
KaiserElectric: "Oh, for ****'s…"
KaiserElectric: "BANG"
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: There's the earth-shattering kaboom
KaiserElectric: Two thugs get sent flying
KaiserElectric: One-two punch!
KaiserElectric: Two shotty thugs DOWN
KaiserElectric: And you still have a combat action.
SamSnipedAKAMarcus: "Ha. ***********, dog-******* little ****."

(Expletives and other players' OOC comments removed)
 
Robert: David, David!
David: What?
Robert: I'm making a casserole!
David: Do you want some potatoes?
Robert: Yeah, go on.

David Hands potato to Robert.

David: Here you go.
Robert: Right, I'll just have to clean it.

David Spits on potato.

David: There you go.

Robert begins to chop the potato.

Robert: David, David!
David: What?
Robert: This isn't a potato, its an onion.
David: How much 'it cost?
Robert: I don't know, y'gave it to me.
David: Do we even grow potatoes?

Robert: Moooo
David: Good Cow
 
Why don't we take some time, forget your sorrow
Just us until the sun comes up tomorrow
 
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