Random Persian Quotes!

[Swedishguy]

The Ultimate thread is here! Share your greatest Random Persian Quotes! They don't need to have anything realistic about them. Preferably say something about swedes, too!

Here is a good example of a Random Persian Quote:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5239588&postcount=321

Don't do like this if it isn't Absolutely Necessary!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5245513&postcount=329

 

[Catharsis]

Persian: Monkey on a tripwire with extra sauce!
Swede: Wow. That's one random Persian.

 

[Jawz II]

Dude, seriously, what is it with you and persians?

Youre one funny guy.

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Persian: Dang, I didn't take my medication!
Swede: Me neither!
*wrestles*

 

[Maniacal]

I don't get it.

 

[puglover]

Me neither!
*wrestles*

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Persian: So you have hidden easterbunny eggs?
Swede: Uh, yeah...
Random Persian: Cool! I'll go look for them!
*Random Persian runs to the meadow*
Swede: Hey! They ain't in the meadow!
*Random Persian runs to the grill*
Swede: They ain't in the the grill neither...
*Random Persian runs to the Random Persian Quotes thread*
Random Persian: Hey! We're quoted!

 

[Catharsis]

Random Persian: Hahaha... they will never find out that WE are behind the CFC/'Poly merger! No-one suspects the random Persians!

 

[thetrooper]

Random Swedish teacher: You can go home now - it's Persian day!
Random Swedish guy: FTW?!?
Random Persians:

 

[TheBladeRoden]

Random Swede: Hey, I'm bouncing without investing energy, thus my bounces successively decrease in height due to friction!

Random Persian: The laws of thermodynamics descend upon you!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Random Persian: How come I don't have a name?
Random Swede: Because these quotes make no sense!

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Persian: But what if I had a name?
Random Swede: When they would not be random, and that defies the purpose!
Random Persian: It ain't fair.

 

[Guangxi]

Random Persian: You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness.

 

[Catharsis]

Random Swede: THIS IS SPARTA! *kick to the chest*
Random Persian: That isn't funny.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Random Persian: THIS IS QUOTED! *kick to the spine*

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Swede: Why does everyone say that your quote doesn't make sense?
Random Persian:
Random Swede: Oh, that's the reason.

 

[RubricousMidget]

Random Swede: I think this is all beside the point...
Random Persian: Fool! You will all come to know and fear my name!

 

[Perfection]

Perfection: I love programming in assembly
Random Persian: Me too
Random Arab: You guys are $%@&ing nuts.

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Swede: I'm stupid.
Random Persian: So am I.
Random Arab: Yet nothing constructive in these quotes...

 

[thetrooper]

Random Persian: I love the Swedish winter.
Random Swedish guy: Don't eat the yellow snow.
Random Persian: What?!?
Random Swedish guy:
Random Persian: