A few quotes from CFC that I've saved over the years...
""illegal emagrents shold be sent back to mexico... i mean whear ever thay came from if 1, cant respecet our laws by comeing into the nation legaly, and 2, if thay cant learn to speack english.""
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I have no idea who said this here, but I really love reading it, especially for the second reason.)
If they won't join you - beat them!
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Someone's sig line.)
Ethics? This is a computer game. It's all ones and zeros, baby! - (The Great Quan)
God grant me the serenety to avoid the civs too big for me,Courage to crush the ones I can, and the wisdom to know when to win by spaceship".- sabo10 (
blackheart: Apparently me razing and murdering millions of people in Civ3 isn't as violent as me shooting a demon in the head in Doom 3.
shortguy: It isn't that bad; some of them are converted into slaves, if it makes you feel any better.
cgannon64: If you could live on the greatest street in the world, what would it be named? (I Don't want ironic or silly or smartass answers. )
azzaman333: Ironic rd. Silly St. Smartass Ave.
Fallen Angel Lord: We have a right to live. Do we have the right to take our own life if we wish?
John HSOG: Yes. In fact, in your case, I insist on it.
(Discussing the pros and cons of online friends.)
slozenger: Con: You're talking to a load of weirdos sitting in nothing more than their boxers.
Perfection: You think I bother with boxers?
slozenger: i couldn't learn French to save my life!
Steph: You should learn some martial arts or have some first aid training. It's more efficient to save your life than French.
(Subject: "Me no like Valentines day...
)
Jawz II: its called "me no like
y Valentines day. Learn proper English.
sahkuhnder: #21. Don't call chicks "chicks" if you actually want to get anywhere with them.
WillJ: Exactly. Call them "broads".
betazed: Ah! so they are not an exceptions after all. I am always glad when on closer examination my theory encompasses data points that were originally thought to be in contradiction!
The Last Conformist: Congratulations! I have
no idea whatsoever what you are talking about.
nonconformist: Bloody hell, you're a nerd.
The Last Conformist: I prefer to think of myself as a gentleman of wide-ranging interests and refined tastes.
(On a thread about the opposite sex)
Ramius75: Still hunting...
kingjoshi: That's your problem. Stop shooting them!
classical_hero: Why can't I find a girl online?
Hitro: Because you hang out at an approximately 95%+ male internet forum.
Vietcong: i hiter? ...well why the hell is hitler so bad?
Left: Well, you know that whole systematic extermination thing.
the mormegil: Americans should like us because we spawned you. But then kids always hate their parents, or try to at least.
Loaf Warden: Well, to be fair, we were your oldest and you hadn't really learned how to be good parents yet. Your rules were too strict, and we got upset for a hile. You seem to have done much better with our younger siblings, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. But at least we've patched things up. We stuck up for you when Germany got pushy. And when it's time to put you in a home, we'll make sure you only get the very best.
CivCynic: BTW, how did she become pregnant in the first place?
Hamlet: Well, when a girl and boy get together, they get
certain urges...
My harddrive is littered with these.
Some of those are absolutely brilliant
